Share a recipe!

[assmonkey]

I have been spending some time in the kitchen lately. I would like to share a special recipe with you. I like to bring this snack along with me when I go climbing.

 

Choclate Salty Balls

• 
  two tablespoons of cinnamon
  two or three egg whites
  half a stick of butter, melted
  stick it all in a bowl (baby)
  stir it with a wooden spoon
  mix in a cup of flour (you'll be in heaven soon)
  a quarter of a cup of unsweetened chocolate
  half a cup of brandy
  a bag or two of sugar
  just a pinch of vanilla
  grease up a cookie sheet (cause I hate when my balls stick)
  preheat the oven to 350°F (and give that spoon a lick)
  

Check in 10 minutes.

 

I like to sing this little ditty while my balls are warming in the oven:

Say everybody, have you seen my balls?

They're big and salty and brown.

If you ever need a quick pick-me-up

Just stick my balls in your mouth.

Oooh, suck on my chocolate, salty balls.

(Put 'em in your mouth!)

Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em...

 

Please share your special recipes as well!

 

- a s s m n k e y

[Alpinfox]

 

Monkey bushmeat is commonly consumed in tropical Africa. Monkey meat is prepared fresh in rural areas. It is also smoked to preserve it and allow it to be sent to market in the cities. A common sight along rural roads is smoked whole monkeys for sale, tales tied to heads to make carrying handles. Fresh monkey meat is often cooked in a Tomato Sauce made from tomatoes, chile peppers, and onions. Smoked monkey meat can be prepared in a Tomato-Peanut sauce: Soak the smoked meat in water, then rinse and drain it. Fry tomatoes, onions, chile pepper, in hot palm oil. Add tomato paste and the monkey meat. Simmer until all is tender. Season with salt and pepper.

 

MMMmmmm!!! That's good monkey!

[billcoe]

Yawwwnnnnnn: I think I already saw that recipe for Monkee on the Pirates forum.

[archenemy]

do not eat monkey; you can catch some diseases from them that are unpleasant. eating brain of almost any animal is also unsafe. be careful.

[Dechristo]

Is it safe to eat your own brains? You know, kinda like having some of your own blood in reserve.

[KaskadskyjKozak]

shit on a shingle:

 

1 piece of bread

1 corn-fed, 12-inch, toilet trout

 

toast bread, garnish with trout

[archenemy]

Is it safe to eat your own brains? You know, kinda like having some of your own blood in reserve.

I don't believe you have that option.

[jmace]

neither can you lick your own elbow