Dwayner Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 The last telegram pretty much summed up the numerous E-mails, letters, phone messages and Monday night's candle vigil: "Dwayner...come back...you have so much of the Big Lou spirit within you....share, Dwayner, share..." It's all been very touching...the carabiners with yellow ribbons on them clipped to tree branches in front of my house, the sweaty sports bras flung onto the lawn with provocative alpine messages inscribed, and yes, even the money which I refuse to keep. (I have donated the funds to a Sport Climbers' Deprogramming and Treatment Center and I'm auctioning the sport bras on EBAY, but I'm keeping the 'biners as booty.) I've "mended my fences" with Petey Puget..(ain't that right, Petey!) and it seems that we're constantly on the phone swapping tasty recipes, chatting about the latest in Verve and Prana fashions ["Do you think my butts too big?", etc.], and loads of lunch gossip about who's doing what at the crags! Well here's a couple of treats for you all! Some Candid Pics from the Camp Muir Bunk House! And some snaps from last months solo of: Willis Wall, Central Rib -Dwayner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 "Back by popular demand?" What did you do, take a poll among you multiple personalities? I liked your monk-like vow of silence; maybe you can take up self-flagellation next time. Greg W Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figger_Eight Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 I knew it was too good to last Dwayners back...everyone hide your women and children! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Figger Eight: Dwayners back...everyone hide your women and children! ...and your farm animals! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwayner Posted July 19, 2002 Author Share Posted July 19, 2002 Brother GregW. say: "What did you do, take a poll among you multiple personalities? I liked your monk-like vow of silence; maybe you can take up self-flagellation next time." Thank you, sir! To answer your question: Yes! Glad you liked the vow of silence...try it sometime for a while. Actually, I think the "stylite" lifestyle is where it's at. Check out this jerk: Pole Stander ahoy! - Dwayner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 Oh Brother... "who's the bald, fat guy?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 i knew my prayers to the alpine kitty would be answered!!!! we were running out of virgins down here in tacoma...all those um sacrafices....yeah...sacrafices had to be made to apease the alpine kitty... erik- a loyal and reasonable traditionalist at sub 25!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwayner Posted July 19, 2002 Author Share Posted July 19, 2002 Lance Armstrong makes most climbers look like a whole bunch 'o wussies!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 perhaps, but bike racing is such a silly sport i prefer sport scrogging Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwayner Posted July 19, 2002 Author Share Posted July 19, 2002 Mr. Trask: Will your penchant for "scrogging" help to solve this particular unsolved mystery? ??????CLICK HERE ???????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v Posted July 20, 2002 Share Posted July 20, 2002 Dwayner - Welcome back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter_Puget Posted July 22, 2002 Share Posted July 22, 2002 Dwayner - Keep you hands off my biners! (or as you like to call them my "booty") I need all of them for my next sport climb. Speaking of sport, as far as those sports bras, go ahead and keep them, they never really fit right any how. By the way, for the rest of you here is a picture of Dwayner relaxing after one of our marathon counseling sessions: Don't ask where,'cause we aren't telling until we pick all the plums! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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