I want some bacon

[whirlwind]

GBD : gay bridal dance, you know when to dude get married thier either both brides and have a GBD

both groms and have a GCJ gay circle jerk

or ones a bride and ones a grom and they just have a dance

[Dechristo]

Muffy?

[Toast]

I think this is what the lady's asking for

 

[Figger_Eight]

I had bacon this morning - but it was turkey bacon, so it wasn't as good.

 

Frying eggs in bacon grease is great, but it will kill you.

[archenemy]

I had bacon this morning - but it was turkey bacon, so it wasn't as good.

 

Frying eggs in bacon grease is great, but it will kill you.

Then why don't the insurance guys ask you that when applying?

[Dechristo]

That's not how bacon is smoked.

[Dechristo]

Suicide by bacon is a typical exclusion to coverage.