Stress Relief

[Recycled]

After my last back, butt and ball waxing, it became apparent that I'm just too jumpy and stressed out. I went to get a soothing herbal colonic, but just couldn't decide which music to listen to while being clensed. Yanni's a bit stale, and the old stand-by water and wind sounds just don't do it for me anymore.

 

What does everyone else listen to while getting your colonics done?

 

BTW, I tried the Pretenders, but I just jumped around too much with sad consequences.

[ashw_justin]

I like to go with Sounds of the Rainforest:

 

http://www.christiananswers.net/kids/sounds.html

 

Before, I was trying naively to use Enya, but I'd always get riled up by her emotive crescendos, at the most inopportune times.

 

But then I went trekking in the South American Jungle, and came down with the worst bout of effusive bowel distress you could imagine, brought on by one of the exotic natural parasites. Now when I listen to Rainforest, it all comes back to me and I can just open up on the spot.

[zaugg]

colonic real bitch when buttcheeks clench due to crescendo enya

[sitandbefit]

I know exactly how you feel. New Age is the soundtrack to my life. I follow the scene really closely and have found the new stuff lacking (I need music for self-reflection, not music that distracts). Here is a good article. Today's New Age Music is Crap

 

I have to go now, my turtlenecks are ready at the dry cleaners.

 

Matt

[catbirdseat]

You guys are cracking me up.

[zaugg]

fresh wash black turtleneck luxury but watch for asphyxiation (ibronchitis)

[ChrisT]

OMG - This is the funniest thread I've ever read on this board!

[Gary_Yngve]

this is what I do for stress relief:

 

[chelle]

Nice tidy whities there Gary.

[zaugg]

hard to relax after getting one's oil checked

[Dechristo]

Gary, that's not the best process by which to become buff:

[AlpineK]

 

Gary how can you relax with that horid outfit. Really don't you know that blue and yellow clash. Why just looking at those white cotton underwear makes me ill.

 

I really need to light some sage and meditate now.

[Gary_Yngve]

I think you're mistaken. Yellow, green, and blue go well together. Check out Brazil's flag.

[AlpineK]

Gary I don't mean to be so bold, but it would really help if you had your aura adjusted. Just a thought.

[Recycled]

Au Contraire, tighty whities are the new black. Particularly when worn high with low pants. You heard it first here.

[ChrisT]

AK - is your avatar supposed to be Tom Hanks?

[archenemy]

After my last back, butt and ball waxing, it became apparent that I'm just too jumpy and stressed out. I went to get a soothing herbal colonic, but just couldn't decide which music to listen to while being clensed. Yanni's a bit stale, and the old stand-by water and wind sounds just don't do it for me anymore.

 

What does everyone else listen to while getting your colonics done?

 

BTW, I tried the Pretenders, but I just jumped around too much with sad consequences.

I listen to Baby Got Back.

[zaugg]

zaugg perturbed this morning - woke up to wrinkled yoga mat

[AlpineK]

AK - is your avatar supposed to be Tom Hanks?

 

 

Ricky, Bubbles, and Julian

[MarkMcJizzy]

 

Let me be frank here, you look like a dumbshit.

[ChrisT]

Mark:

 

Do you have a sister named Diane? I went to HS with a Diane McKillop.