Make Yer Own Pirate Poem!

[Captain_Black_Bart]

There once was came a seafarer to Ballard,

Young was the Lad

though he'd already been had

Hit the docks with the waddle of a mallard.

 

Discuss.

[spicoli11]

blarghhh!!

Only a self proclaimed pirate would be a write'in a poem

Y'all must be sail'in with tha rear admiral

Pirates don't be write'in no poems

now.....drink whiskey and your own urine to clean this poe from ya system

[ivan]

ar! a release ta free verse! walt-by-goddamn-yer-black-arse-whitman minding the tiller now!

[G-spotter]

so much depends

upon

 

a red wheel

barrow

 

filled with looted

plunder

 

beside some rum

barrels

[zaugg]

hectares of hot rosti zaugg

[Johnny_Tuff]

cc.com gots a new pirate forum

for the mateys who find that spray bores 'em

what floats the boat of a pi-rate

and what makes him irate?

hell if I know--I tend to ignore 'em