Your moment of Internet Zen

[glacier]

http://www.questionswap.com

 

Ask an anonymous question, get a question to answer in return.

 

Asked a couple of pointless questions (why does my cat attack the corner of a room?), answered a couple in return (should I make zombie music video?).

 

'Pop!' a new question.

 

q: "If you could choose the terms of your own death, on the sole condition that

it would happen on sunday April 9th, 2006, what would they be?"

 

fukking A. That's my birthday.

[G-spotter]

You were born in 2006?

[RogerJ]

frickin' fetuses

[glacier]

I'm typing away from my mother's womb as we speak. It's a bit uncomfortable for her and all, but with the wireless and her Scientology training, she is bearing it in silence.

[G-spotter]

plate-o-shrimp

[Squid]

beer

[Johnny_Tuff]

Beer-battered shrimp! (i.e. Rudy getting hit repeatedly with a bottle.)

[Squid]

Q. Whats with all the condi rice questions! i just got asked one about her picking strawberrys and i asked someone if they had the myspace angles and they said no but maybe condi rice does...wtf? i suspect some kind of conspirecy.

 

United Kingdom

 

 

A. Condi Rice is everywhere. She is watching the internet and beaming thoughts into our heads. She is planning Global Dominiation and will stop at nothing to achieve that goal. You will wake up one day and ask yourself how things got this bad and in that moment police will kidnap you for thinking that thought. It's a bleak future in store for all of us...oh shit they found me. I don't know how but they found me. HIDE you are in great dang.......communication terminated

 

 

United States

[RogerJ]

Sure start a political thread. Next thing you know, we're looking at a diseased penis again!

[EWolfe]

Beer-battered shrimp! (i.e. Rudy getting hit repeatedly with a bottle.)

 

LOL