G-spotter Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 stalking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted March 15, 2006 Author Share Posted March 15, 2006 you mean uncommon??? It was the primary function of women to get married and to marry off their female family members. Also, they were bored--they were only allowed to play harpsicord, embroider hankies, and stalk men. ahhh.. the good old days. at least stalking is still socially acceptable. yeah, no doubt...that archenemy character is S C A R Y Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 stalking is the sincerest form of flattery and the windows get cleaned too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 you mean uncommon??? It was the primary function of women to get married and to marry off their female family members. Also, they were bored--they were only allowed to play harpsicord, embroider hankies, and stalk men. ahhh.. the good old days. at least stalking is still socially acceptable. yeah, no doubt...that archenemy character is S C A R Y I can see you through your monitor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted March 15, 2006 Author Share Posted March 15, 2006 i dunno...she keeps leaving nose prints on the outside glass... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 i dunno...she keeps leaving nose prints on the outside glass... That's your monitor, shorty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted March 15, 2006 Author Share Posted March 15, 2006 OMFG! GRANNY IS IN MY MACHINE??????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted March 15, 2006 Author Share Posted March 15, 2006 are there PC exorcisms???????? someone help me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 OMFG! GRANNY IS IN MY MACHINE??????? Your porn tastes get weirder every minute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted March 15, 2006 Author Share Posted March 15, 2006 hey...she sent the pic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 hey...she sent the pic! Damn, maybe you are doing something right - people emailing you naked pics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted March 15, 2006 Author Share Posted March 15, 2006 i will forward to you for $$$...how much ya got?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 i will forward to you for $$$...how much ya got?? 2 pennies, some pocket lint, and a sticker #4122 from a Pacific Rose apple Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted March 15, 2006 Author Share Posted March 15, 2006 DEAL! she's worth every penny of that $0.02 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboboy Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 wife: you want to watch a movie? me: i'm don't know i was going to.... wife: it has Kiera Knightly... ...not bad, maybe a better metaphor for Sex, instead of "Kiera" maybe "Poetry" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 RumR, the thread should stick to literary tools, not literal tools. And I am sure Kiera is just right for you, she is young enough to probably not have reached her full height yet. Go for it buddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted March 15, 2006 Author Share Posted March 15, 2006 ahhh...bitterness! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 ahhh...bitterness! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 I'm pretty sure that's why you are bitter. falling asleep in the middle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted March 15, 2006 Author Share Posted March 15, 2006 what's that smell comin' out of my moniter??? Sour grapes??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 sorry, I fell asleep. I thought you were done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted March 15, 2006 Author Share Posted March 15, 2006 HEY! GET YOUR ASS OFF OF MY SCREEN! NOW DAMMIT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted March 15, 2006 Author Share Posted March 15, 2006 sorry, I fell asleep. I thought you were done haven't started....its not working, remember? or, is your memory goin' too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 Just nudge me when you are done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted March 15, 2006 Author Share Posted March 15, 2006 still not working... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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