RuMR Posted March 15, 2006 Author Posted March 15, 2006 you mean uncommon??? It was the primary function of women to get married and to marry off their female family members. Also, they were bored--they were only allowed to play harpsicord, embroider hankies, and stalk men. ahhh.. the good old days. at least stalking is still socially acceptable. yeah, no doubt...that archenemy character is S C A R Y Quote
G-spotter Posted March 15, 2006 Posted March 15, 2006 stalking is the sincerest form of flattery and the windows get cleaned too Quote
archenemy Posted March 15, 2006 Posted March 15, 2006 you mean uncommon??? It was the primary function of women to get married and to marry off their female family members. Also, they were bored--they were only allowed to play harpsicord, embroider hankies, and stalk men. ahhh.. the good old days. at least stalking is still socially acceptable. yeah, no doubt...that archenemy character is S C A R Y I can see you through your monitor. Quote
RuMR Posted March 15, 2006 Author Posted March 15, 2006 i dunno...she keeps leaving nose prints on the outside glass... Quote
archenemy Posted March 15, 2006 Posted March 15, 2006 i dunno...she keeps leaving nose prints on the outside glass... That's your monitor, shorty. Quote
RuMR Posted March 15, 2006 Author Posted March 15, 2006 are there PC exorcisms???????? someone help me! Quote
cj001f Posted March 15, 2006 Posted March 15, 2006 OMFG! GRANNY IS IN MY MACHINE??????? Your porn tastes get weirder every minute Quote
cj001f Posted March 15, 2006 Posted March 15, 2006 hey...she sent the pic! Damn, maybe you are doing something right - people emailing you naked pics. Quote
RuMR Posted March 15, 2006 Author Posted March 15, 2006 i will forward to you for $$$...how much ya got?? Quote
cj001f Posted March 15, 2006 Posted March 15, 2006 i will forward to you for $$$...how much ya got?? 2 pennies, some pocket lint, and a sticker #4122 from a Pacific Rose apple Quote
RuMR Posted March 15, 2006 Author Posted March 15, 2006 DEAL! she's worth every penny of that $0.02 Quote
roboboy Posted March 15, 2006 Posted March 15, 2006 wife: you want to watch a movie? me: i'm don't know i was going to.... wife: it has Kiera Knightly... ...not bad, maybe a better metaphor for Sex, instead of "Kiera" maybe "Poetry" Quote
archenemy Posted March 15, 2006 Posted March 15, 2006 RumR, the thread should stick to literary tools, not literal tools. And I am sure Kiera is just right for you, she is young enough to probably not have reached her full height yet. Go for it buddy. Quote
cj001f Posted March 15, 2006 Posted March 15, 2006 I'm pretty sure that's why you are bitter. falling asleep in the middle Quote
RuMR Posted March 15, 2006 Author Posted March 15, 2006 what's that smell comin' out of my moniter??? Sour grapes??? Quote
archenemy Posted March 15, 2006 Posted March 15, 2006 sorry, I fell asleep. I thought you were done Quote
RuMR Posted March 15, 2006 Author Posted March 15, 2006 HEY! GET YOUR ASS OFF OF MY SCREEN! NOW DAMMIT! Quote
RuMR Posted March 15, 2006 Author Posted March 15, 2006 sorry, I fell asleep. I thought you were done haven't started....its not working, remember? or, is your memory goin' too? Quote
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