Jump to content

Recommended Posts

  • Replies 20
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Top Posters In This Topic

Posted
yeah..so if I read it...does that count as saying it to myself...like in my head and stuff? I don't think sooo..I think it only counts if I say it outloud....right??

 

"Why don't you just say 'fuck' like a normal person?"

 

"I'm doing it for my fucking baby!"

 

01_thelifeaquatic.jpg

Posted
yeah..so if I read it...does that count as saying it to myself...like in my head and stuff? I don't think sooo..I think it only counts if I say it outloud....right??

 

For Lent, I'm giving up dropping the F-bomb in my head when mentally conversing with my other identities... they're all fucking poseurs anyway.

Posted

Pretty F-ing good stuff. Not quite as good as "Royal Tenenbaums," I didn't think, but pretty damn tasty entertainment. Bill Murray is fantastically dry and sarcastic. Jeff Goldblum's mondo ego was good too.

 

"Hey, isn't that my espresso machine?!" yellaf.gif

Posted

I've never seen a company stooge stick his neck out like that.

 

 

 

We've never made great husbands, have we? Of course, I have a good excuse. I'm part gay.

Posted
I ripped an old thing in half with my bare hands at REI, and they gave me a new thing of the same type.

REI sells condoms?!?

 

Sure, but I'd like to see you take it back and claim "I wasn't satisfied with the performance."

Posted
I ripped an old thing in half with my bare hands at REI, and they gave me a new thing of the same type.

REI sells condoms?!?

 

Sure, but I'd like to see you take it back and claim "I wasn't satisfied with the performance."

 

No, that's what *she* would say.

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.




×
×
  • Create New...