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yeah..so if I read it...does that count as saying it to myself...like in my head and stuff? I don't think sooo..I think it only counts if I say it outloud....right??

 

For Lent, I'm giving up dropping the F-bomb in my head when mentally conversing with my other identities... they're all fucking poseurs anyway.

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I ripped an old thing in half with my bare hands at REI, and they gave me a new thing of the same type.

REI sells condoms?!?

 

Sure, but I'd like to see you take it back and claim "I wasn't satisfied with the performance."

 

No, that's what *she* would say.

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