DirtyHarry Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 i don't think Harry has laid out his expert credentials. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 i don't think Harry has laid out his expert credentials. don't the ladies find your multiple sausages a little weird? you really only should have and need one. there's probably a surgical repair for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 why b/c you chopped it off w/that knife/sword/machette? that was probably a mistake. small credentials are better than no credentials. I don't suppose I can sex you up with a little song? Oh, screw it. I gotta go kick someone's ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 so apropriate you're sitting next to another basket of vegetables. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Well I think we know why you're such an angry man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Don't lie. You're off to buy more hair product. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Don't lie. You're off to buy more hair product. phrase like a man whose had his hair done at the salon a few times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Actually, I go to an excellent barber, who is also sophisticated, intelligent, and good looking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 so apropriate you're sitting next to another basket of vegetables. The little punches add up. Sorry to say De-Christ-OH NO won't be with us anymore: Buh Bye... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Actually, I go to an excellent barber, who is also sophisticated, intelligent, and good looking. Well that sounds familiar... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck_Norris Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Actually, I go to an excellent barber, who is also sophisticated, intelligent, and good looking. Well that sounds familiar... this photo taken moments before Steven gets his daily "facial" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chuck_Norris Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 first pic= Steven in his "Brando stage" second pic= all that is left of him after I deal him a roundhouse kick to the head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 What do cowboy hats and hemorrhoids have in common? They're both found on assholes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck_Norris Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 you're pretty funny for a hemorrhoid, fatty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary_Yngve Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 I doubt you know what the ladies enjoy, Gary. If you really must know, I was at a bar a few days ago with some late-20s ladies who climb, and they were really enjoying the legs and asses of the male skaters as well as the occasional frontal shot with the bulge. I bet all you homophobic Brazilian volleyball posters would have been nauseated and sickened by the sight of an althetic guy in full lycra. Speaking of which, I bet there are plenty of women here who are sick and tired of seeing scantily clad women objectified on most any random thread. I'd encourage them to return the favor and post pictures of guys, but I figure they're too mature to stoop as low as you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 gary--just a hint....i don't think a clarification of this point was a good idea. no need to explain or justify it. it was just the phrasing was good for poking fun. as for the ladies that might be upset about the women being objectified...maybe...maybe not. i always find male feminists funny. you just have no clue about what the real gender inequalities in the world are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 So you went to a pickle show then? WTF? As for fags in lycra, we've seen plenty of pictures of Chuck the past week, so I don't know what you're complaining about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLCAPS Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 GARY???? IS THIS SOME SORT OF PLEA!!??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 I really didn't need to know, Gary. Really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 this one's for gary...and the Sea Gal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 EWWWWWWWWW! GROSS! You're offending my manhood. I'm off to go kick somebody's ass. Back in a flash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Stevie, your limp-wristed little girly-slaps are enough to make Chuck Norris's sorry-attempts-at-some-semblance-of-a-roundhouse-kick look like a serious threat. Go back to the dojo and beg your sensei for permission to style your hair in the locker room, you poor excuse for a punching bag. You're the Stuart Smalley of martial arts, pal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Whoa. Looks like somebody wants an ass whupping. Chuck, I'm afraid we may have to temporarily suspend our hostilities to join forces. There's a bigger enemy facing us- one that threatens America. Dr. Fag Amazing is just another white boy with an attitude. We can both agree on this I think. Justice has to be served. Get your jean vest on. Time to kick ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 We'll see who's getting served, Mr. Mullet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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