Fun Farm Tricks...

[RogerJ]

Forget the Cartoon Riots... we've got real news to report

[Dru]

"dadgum"

[Dechristo]

The chicken is called Boo Boo because she is easily frightened. The Calhouns thought Boo Boo was startled and flopped into the pond.

 

An apt analogy in there to lampoon cartoons, newspaper editors, and... maybe the West.

[EWolfe]

The pond being analagous to?

[Dru]

In Enumclaw they also know all about blowin' the chicken

[The_Rooster]

Hey everyone, just an update on Boo Boo- she's doing great now, we're taking good care of her. She's up on her roosting pole, and even ate some corn.

We appreciate all the kind words and prayers.

[EWolfe]

Who was choking BooBoo?

[knotzen]

"A retired nurse saved her brother's chicken, Boo Boo, by administering mouth-to-beak resuscitation last week after the fowl was found floating face down in the family's pond."

 

[Dechristo]

The pond being analagous to?

the prevailing Public Pool of Pusillanimity

[The_Rooster]

"A retired nurse saved her brother's chicken, Boo Boo, by administering mouth-to-beak resuscitation last week after the fowl was found floating face down in the family's pond."

 

 

What's so funny?

[Dechristo]

"...and den Pa come up and say, 'Goddammit! Who pulled Boo Boo out da marinade?'"

[RogerJ]

I think the retired nurse needs a Denali Patch for this feat of heroisn.

[Dechristo]

she's probably already has a paw-paw patch.

[The_Rooster]

I gave her the blue ribbon I won last month at the Country Fair.

That's "First Place", by the way.

[cj001f]

I gave her the blue ribbon I won last month at the Country Fair.

That's "First Place", by the way.

 

I thought the winners became dinners

[The_Rooster]

Wasn't that kind of show, buddy.

[lI1|1!]

this whole fucking site is a boo boo. like, put this in your intelligent design pipe and smoke it.