Fargoesqe Accident

[olyclimber]

Man dies in wood chipper

[crazyjizzy]

I am sure AlpineK will chime in in no time, being a tree guy, and a former Colorado Tree Trimer. He probably learned his trade from this dead retard.

[TREETOAD]

Hmmm job opening in Colorado !!

[RoastyJones]

does anybody remember the guy on the eastside nearly cutting his head off with a beam-cutter (a huge gas powered skill saw) a number of years ago? He died after making it to the road next to his house...he was second cousin to this dumbass

[crazyjizzy]

Hmmm... No AlpineK yet. He'll be here. He told me once when he was a tree guy in Colorado, another company killed a dog with a chunk of wood. Rather than tell the homeowner/dogowner, they chipped it up. Seems common in Colorado.

[AlpineK]

I am sure AlpineK will chime in in no time, being a tree guy, and a former Colorado Tree Trimer. He probably learned his trade from this dead retard.

 

I learned most stuff about tree work in Washington dumbshit.

 

There are a lot of ways to get dead doing tree work. It's hard to say whether the guy was a dumbass or just inattentive at the wrong time.

 

CJZ does bring up a good story though involving a line clearing crew in Denver. You need to keep electric lines clear of trees and there are a few nationwide companies that specialize in it. It's a necessary job, but the work involves a lot of wacking instead of pruning trees, and the people who end up doing it are more likely to be a little shady.

 

Anyway this friend of mine was working at a house in Denver and there was a line clearing crew down the street. At some point durring the day a couple guys from the line crew walk into the yard where my friend was working and ask him if he saw a dog run by. They said that the dog got hit on the head with a log they threw down and ran off. My friend hadn't seen the dog, so he watched the two guys walk away and call for this dog.

 

The next day when my friend came to work he found out that what had happened was that someone on the line clearing crew threw a log down and hit this dog square on the head and killed it. They freaked out and decided to chip the dog. Eventually the dog's owner came out looking for the dog and they told the owner this story about the dog running off. To add weight to the story they walked around the neighborhood and pretended to look for the dog. Later on when they got back to the shop their boss started asking a lot of questions and eventually they had to come clean.

[crazyjizzy]

I learned most stuff about tree work in Washington dumbshit.

 

I know that dumbshit, everything you learned, you learned from my pals (the real)JZ, and TFM.

[AlpineK]

I learned most stuff about tree work in Washington dumbshit.

 

 

 

I know that dumbshit, everything you learned, you learned from my pals (the real)JZ, and TFM.

 

I observed them and learned how not to do things