Hey Ladies

[Dru]

Womb Wonder

Two babies were born from two separate wombs, but weirdly the infants are twins and share the same mother. Briton Claire Miles, 35, was born with a pair of half-size wombs, which makes a successful birth nigh impossible. After defeating incredible odds and giving birth to healthy twins in June, she's one of about 70 women in the world known to have been pregnant in two wombs since 1905. Miles learned of her condition at age 20, and doctors then discovered she also had two cervixes and two vaginas. They were able to combine her two vaginas into one, but decided it was too risky to mess with the wombs. Said Miles, "Now I have two miracles. I am full of every possible emotion. Life isn't about my two wombs now -- it's about my two babies."

-- Jenny McKeel from Wired News

 

If you had a second vagina, do you think it would take a doctor to find it?

[archenemy]

Oh please, lots of chicks can't even find their clits.

[Stonehead]

Shit dood, this is David Croneberg's Dead Ringers.

[catbirdseat]

So she basically has "splitter" plumbing to make it all possible.

[Cobra_Commander]

They were able to combine her two vaginas into one

 

The enemy is too powerful for us. Vaginas, combine to form Supervagina!

[Dru]

She'd be a natural owner for the two-tongued cat

[bigwalling]

Oh please, lots of chicks can't even find their clits.

 

HAHAHAHAHA

[knotzen]

Oh please, lots of chicks can't even find their clits.

Is that located near the uvula?

[Dru]

Only on Linda Lovelace.

[icegirl]

Oh please, lots of chicks can't even find their clits.

 

And even those poor chicks can find them a hell of a lot easier than most guys can

[TREETOAD]

I find that it is usually at the tip of my tongue

[minx]

all that matters is that i know where mine is.

[TREETOAD]

Then it's easier to give directions

[knotzen]

Is it hot in here, or is it just me?

[catbirdseat]

Any hotter and all the mods will be out in force...oh wait. They already are here.

[knotzen]

Minx is as bad as the best of 'em.

[Gary_Yngve]

This thread reminds me of a week or two ago when some guy emailed the climbing club asking if we give free belays at the gym. I was nice and told him I'd work him into our rotation a few times, but he should really learn how to belay. I was darn tempted to say, "If you receive oral sex, it's only fair that you give it too."

[archenemy]

I was darn tempted to say, "If you receive oral sex, it's only fair that you give it too."

the "if" is worrisome here...

 

The dude considered it a possibility that one would have to pay for a beley. Sounds like he knows how to take the "if" out of his interactions...

[Dru]

What comes around, goes around.

[Gary_Yngve]

the "if" is worrisome here...

 

Every sperm is sacred!

 

The dude considered it a possibility that one would have to pay for a belay. Sounds like he knows how to take the "if" out of his interactions...

 

Reminds me of a geek shirt I have: "Software is like sex; it's better when it's free."

[archenemy]

and that reminds me of a t shirt I have:

"Masterbation is not a crime"

[catbirdseat]

and that reminds me of a t shirt I have:

"Masterbation is not a crime"

You have it, but do you WEAR it?

[minx]

Then it's easier to give directions

 

archenemy has the directions tattooed on her ass

[G-spotter]

Would you like a spot on that project?

[archenemy]

and that reminds me of a t shirt I have:

"Masterbation is not a crime"

You have it, but do you WEAR it?

I live it.