chucK Posted October 28, 2005 Posted October 28, 2005 Ha Ha! All these hardcore biker dudes on the website but it's Dave Shultz that gets the chicks with his biker appeal. Rock on Dave Suck it Cobra Commander bitch! Jon you been played! And you other biker wannabees DAVE'S THE FUCKING KING!!!!! Quote
olyclimber Posted October 28, 2005 Posted October 28, 2005 Cobra, a bike guy? Now I've heard it all. I challenge you to a duel, Cobra. Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted October 28, 2005 Posted October 28, 2005 haha! prepare to die. ever been poked by a kickstand? Quote
olyclimber Posted October 28, 2005 Posted October 28, 2005 i bet you still have the reflectors on your bike. Quote
Alpinfox Posted October 28, 2005 Posted October 28, 2005 I think I actually owned this as a kid: Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted October 28, 2005 Posted October 28, 2005 hell yeah I do, I'd bike to work with a lit flare in my ass if it kept the SUV cagers at bay. Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted October 28, 2005 Posted October 28, 2005 nice find alpinfox. olyclimber- now you see what I'm up against. Japanese poser gijoe guys on tricycles Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted October 28, 2005 Posted October 28, 2005 uhm and does anyone find it slightly ridiculous to have a gun that can only point forward and is always firing while biking? seems a little dangerous. Quote
olyclimber Posted October 28, 2005 Posted October 28, 2005 yes, but those lasers could help against the SUVs. Quote
olyclimber Posted October 28, 2005 Posted October 28, 2005 uhm and does anyone find it slightly ridiculous to have a gun that can only point forward and is always firing while biking? seems a little dangerous. I believe this is why the saying is "keep your enemy in front of you at all time" or some such. Quote
E-rock Posted October 28, 2005 Posted October 28, 2005 Those aren't lazers, those are real projectile-firing armor-piercing, flesh-ripping bullets. I know on the pussified cartoon version of GI Joe they used the "less offensive" laser and noone ever actually got shot (rememeber all the cobra troops being taken prisoner at the end of each episode?) but in the REAL world of HARD-CORE GI-JOE people really got shot and really died and bled real blood and stuff, MMMMMKAAAY? I know that they showed blood when Serpentor threw his snake cum spear at Duke's heart but c'mon, even the cartoon had jumped the shark by then... I mean SERPENTOR!!!??? what a stupid fucking character. Quote
counterfeitfake Posted October 28, 2005 Posted October 28, 2005 uhm and does anyone find it slightly ridiculous to have a gun that can only point forward and is always firing while biking? NO. Quote
Double_E Posted October 28, 2005 Posted October 28, 2005 Happy Birthday, Dave!!! oh, and by zee way..... Your mother was a derailleur and your father smelled of axle-grease!! Quote
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