Dechristo Posted August 19, 2005 Author Share Posted August 19, 2005 (edited) Just call me the proctologist of cc.com Ok, I'll call him for ya. Admirable that your takin' care of business. Edited August 19, 2005 by Dechristo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 dirty.....?....plz?.....lol....DIVOT?!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spicoli11 Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 thats one page bottom i'm not proud of Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 nothing like a gentle anal probe for a few yucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted August 19, 2005 Author Share Posted August 19, 2005 Actually, I've always called it the finger of life. The finger on your hand? Knotzen's got skillz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spicoli11 Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 is that skillz or drillz?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Yes, that's me right there, on the right. Before I, uh, went under the knife, if you know what I mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 And went to the barber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 nice harem of midgets you got there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Ooh, Adam's kinda sexy, isn't he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 nice harem of midgets you got there. They're pretty cherubic, aren't they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spicoli11 Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 why do you bring a posse o probers??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 why do you bring a posse o probers??? The better to probe you with, Spumoni. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spicoli11 Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 but they cling to you so tightly.....how do they get there fingers free???? notzen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted August 19, 2005 Author Share Posted August 19, 2005 Knotzen extending her Fickle Finger of Fate. I hope you washed first. Or, is that how this whole shitty mess got started? Employees MUST wash hands before starting another world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 The Fickle Finger of Fate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 a five pronged attack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 (k)notzen is getting sleepyzen. She needs to go night-nightzen. Zen off I go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spicoli11 Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 too many prongs....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted August 19, 2005 Author Share Posted August 19, 2005 Nodzen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 in the fire.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken4ord Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Hey DeChristo, I must say luckily for me the only Finger of Fate that I have been experienced with is this one . Still I can't imagine the Finger of Death is worse than having a cathedar! I was in the hospital for appendicitis and they wanted a urine sample. I hadn't been able to piss for days at that point, they threatened me by laying a cathedar on the table next to me. I tried everything I knew to try and pee, finally I gave up and succumbed. When the nurse whipped this 20 inch hose out of the package, not being hung lke a horse I asked the nurse for something smaller, her responses was, "One size fits all dear, just relax.". Then she proceeded shove whole thing all the way up, the only good thing about it was I got to pee after 2-3 days not being able to, other than that it was burning hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 "she stuck her finger up my ass I came enough to fill a glass" -Anonymous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Anyone remember that Bruce Lee movie Fists of Fury Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
selkirk Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 "she stuck her finger up my ass I came enough to fill a glass" -Anonymous please keep your love life to yourself, some of us are trying to have lunch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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