Dechristo Posted August 19, 2005 Posted August 19, 2005 I did not enjoy my prostate exam today. During my medical exam, the Physician's ASSistant, a woman, suggested I take advantage of her small fingers (compared to a man's) and have her perform the procedure. I have attained the age when insurance companies require this check; I'd never had it done before. I assumed the position and...HELLO!!! I swear, the bitch fisted me and went in up to her bicep (is there a medical school in Enumclaw?). After she withdrew, I weakly asked if she were done. "Yes." I said, "Good, I'm glad you're not gonna ask that a couple of doctors confirm your findings." She replied, 'I could ask that Dr. Bob come in and check. Of course, your gonna wonder why you feel both of his hands on your shoulders while he's "checking".' When I got home, my wife asked, "did they made you put your feet in the stirrups?" See what all you fucks have to look forward to if you live long enough? Goddammit! Now I'm hearing whispers of "colonoscopy". Well, fuck me with camera on a hose. Make your appointments... Quote
spicoli11 Posted August 19, 2005 Posted August 19, 2005 whew..........poop tube thats one video we don't need to see Quote
TREETOAD Posted August 19, 2005 Posted August 19, 2005 Just wait till you have to ride that black snake!! They have various sizes hanging on the wall. I can,t believe that the get the whole goddam thing in there. A guy I know has a job cleaning those bad boys. Thats something to look forward to first thing in the morning. Quote
olyclimber Posted August 19, 2005 Posted August 19, 2005 thanks for sharing your experience. we're all living vicariously through you. Quote
Dechristo Posted August 19, 2005 Author Posted August 19, 2005 It was a sure bet you'd enjoy it. Or did you start these exams early? Quote
sk Posted August 19, 2005 Posted August 19, 2005 colonoscapy, i had to have one last year because i was deathly ill. at least for that they give you a specail medicine that makes it so you can't rememeber anything that happens to you for 2 hours... Quote
spicoli11 Posted August 19, 2005 Posted August 19, 2005 oh shit ....i reged on april fools day........just figured that one out.....aloha Quote
Dechristo Posted August 19, 2005 Author Posted August 19, 2005 at least for that they give you a specail medicine that makes it so you can't rememeber anything that happens to you for 2 hours... My wife takes that stuff before we have sex. Quote
spicoli11 Posted August 19, 2005 Posted August 19, 2005 wait.........it's a joke...............i'm crampon/divot/regis/........????? Quote
sk Posted August 19, 2005 Posted August 19, 2005 at least for that they give you a specail medicine that makes it so you can't rememeber anything that happens to you for 2 hours... My wife takes that stuff before we have sex. do you blame her? Quote
sk Posted August 19, 2005 Posted August 19, 2005 No, I take it, too. now that is admiting no skills when you cant even enjoy it i feel sad for you Quote
knotzen Posted August 19, 2005 Posted August 19, 2005 Actually, I've always called it the finger of life. Quote
Dechristo Posted August 19, 2005 Author Posted August 19, 2005 No, I take it, too. now that is admiting no skills when you cant even enjoy it i feel sad for you We're still talking about colonoscopy, right? Quote
olyclimber Posted August 19, 2005 Posted August 19, 2005 Somebodys getting the pages bottom. Just call me the proctologist of CC.com. Quote
knotzen Posted August 19, 2005 Posted August 19, 2005 Oh, fuck DeC! He got the page bottom. And all I got was a few measly post-climb beers. Quote
knotzen Posted August 19, 2005 Posted August 19, 2005 Somebodys getting the pages bottom. Just call me the proctologist of CC.com. I think it was the Senator, what's-his-face. Quote
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