while swiming in the in 11worth

[whirlwind]

i was thinking there should be rateing for how cold the rivers are, for instance the icicle is noticably colder than the wenache, and the creek that goes by snowcreek wall is even colder. for this reason there should be a rating system, and it should be adaptable to diferent seasons.

the rating system i purpose would be quite simple, although it would have both a "positive" and "negitive" rateing for the same chill factor.

positive:

would be a system based solely on the state of hardness encounted by the nipple. this rateing shall be refered to as nipple factor 1-5

forinstance if the water is fairly cool and has little to no effect on the nipple it shall be refered to as nipple factor 1, if the water is freezeing ass cold and causes imediate hardness, and in some cases pain it shall be noted as nipple factor 5

now a slightly negitive rating system could be used as well

this system will be based soley on the apperance, or lack there of, of the male anatomy. affectionatly known as shrivel factor 1-5;

according to this system if the water is cool and has little to no effect on "mister Happy" and the twins then it shall be known as shrivel factor 1.

now on the other hand if the water is freezing ass cold and the once proud family jewels resemble that of a 12 yr old before haveing had his testies drop, then this shall be uneffectionatly known as shrivel factor 5

any questions?

[foraker]

my paleontology prof in college beat you to this. he referred to it, more aptly, as the 'scrotum shrinkage index'

[whirlwind]

dam well it should be more well know that way if you want to know how cold the water is you can ask and not get a bleak " oh its really cold" which doesn't really help me but if someone would say " oh its shrivel factor 2" or "nipple factor 3" i can get a good idea what i'm in for

[Dru]

If its very cold you will develop 2 small lumps at the back of the neck. This is called "tunnelling"

[billcoe]

You know it's bad when you have to rub your adams apple to pleasure yourself.

[archenemy]

Or fully extend your arm for the pleasure purpose when the water is a NF5.

[whirlwind]

theres a pretty fine line between pleasure and pain though

i supose it depends on your pain threshhold

shall we devlope a rateing system for that?

pleasrue vs pain: pp1-7

pp 1; dull and borning might as well be sleeping

pp 2; not quite as good as sitting butt naked on newly cut grass eating fresh fruit.

pp 3; fairly erotic, slightly better then skinny dipping in faily cool water

pp 4; orgasmic

 

pp 5; like eatting a very hot pepper, painful but almost euphoric at the same time

pp 6; getting the crap kicked out of you, not much joy in that

pp 7; about the same as getting your dick caught in a blender

any questions?

[archenemy]

You are in my realm now.

[Dechristo]

theres a pretty fine line between pleasure and pain though

i supose it depends on your pain threshhold

shall we devlope a rateing system for that?

pleasrue vs pain: pp1-7

pp 1; dull and borning might as well be sleeping

pp 2; not quite as good as sitting butt naked on newly cut grass eating fresh fruit.

pp 3; fairly erotic, slightly better then skinny dipping in faily cool water

pp 4; orgasmic

 

pp 5; like eatting a very hot pepper, painful but almost euphoric at the same time

pp 6; getting the crap kicked out of you, not much joy in that

pp 7; about the same as getting your dick caught in a blender

any questions?

pp 8: peepee ate