minx Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Anyway, do you have anything to add about the primordial hump? Thats what we were actually focusing on anyway. focus it's called thread drift....does anyone want to see a picture of my really big housecat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Anyway, on to other things, before we attract the attention of youknowho (the m's). you called? i think snugtop has marriage envy... i know things have been way more boring since i got married. having a climbing partner located in my bed is just soooooooooo boring. then again....we did go golfing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 i find myself agreeing with fairweather and off_white. what you're saying is that either a) if made yourself more interesting, people wouldn't get married or b) people who get married are somehow losing out on the precious gift of your friendship. sounds like an ego problem. sure, none of us like it when friends move on but, hey, maybe this isn't about you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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snugtop Posted August 5, 2005 Author Share Posted August 5, 2005 I like how all the marrieds are up in arms. (It's easy to tell who they are) They are sadly in denial about the lame nature of their existence and how they have to hump the same person--the same person who farts in bed and has bad breath--forever and ever. (That is, if they haven't entered the "once a year" stage--where most marriages eventually lead) Marrieds are intensely jealous of us singles, because we're not chained down the way they are, and (at least those of us who don't have kids) have more money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 I like how all the marrieds are up in arms. (It's easy to tell who they are) They are sadly in denial about the lame nature of their existence and how they have to hump the same person--the same person who farts in bed and has bad breath--forever and ever. (That is, if they haven't entered the "once a year" stage--where most marriages eventually lead) Marrieds are intensely jealous of us singles, because we're not chained down the way they are, and (at least those of us who don't have kids) have more money. You are making assumptions without basis. BTW, have you ever been married? If so, you may be bitter. If not, you are talking out your ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snugtop Posted August 5, 2005 Author Share Posted August 5, 2005 You are making assumptions without basis. What assumptions are those? BTW, have you ever been married? If so, you may be bitter. If not, you are talking out your ass. So, basically, there are no conditions under which I could hold these opinions that are valid in your view? You must be married. Or desperately want to be married. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Frieh Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 I like how all the marrieds are up in arms. (It's easy to tell who they are) They are sadly in denial about the lame nature of their existence and how they have to hump the same person--the same person who farts in bed and has bad breath--forever and ever. (That is, if they haven't entered the "once a year" stage--where most marriages eventually lead) Marrieds are intensely jealous of us singles, because we're not chained down the way they are, and (at least those of us who don't have kids) have more money. Yeah! Sweet! I can't wait to be single when I'm in the nursing home... all those fine looking ladies for me to pimp on! The longer you wait... the slimmer the pickings. Oh... and I'm not married. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Oh... and I'm not married. *And* you're a house boy. Intriguing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Frieh Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Don't you have PM "climbing trip" offers to read girlie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 You are making assumptions without basis. What assumptions are those? Marrieds are intensely jealous of us singles, is a good one and desperately want to be married is even better BTW, have you ever been married? If so, you may be bitter. If not, you are talking out your ass. So, basically, there are no conditions under which I could hold these opinions that are valid in your view? You must be married. Or desperately want to be married. It is not an issue of being valid. They would simply be more informed if you have lived under both conditions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Yeah! Sweet! I can't wait to be single when I'm in the nursing home... all those fine looking ladies for me to pimp on! The longer you wait... the slimmer the pickings. If you make it to a nursing home as a male the pickings aren't slim. There's a big market, and everyone's trying to have a little fun before the end Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Yeah! Sweet! I can't wait to be single when I'm in the nursing home... all those fine looking ladies for me to pimp on! The longer you wait... the slimmer the pickings. If you make it to a nursing home as a male the pickings aren't slim. There's a big market, and everyone's trying to have a little fun before the end Totally True!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Frieh Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 I believe the term is "dusting" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 I believe the term is "dusting" them off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Don't you have PM "climbing trip" offers to read girlie? Nobody PMs me--I swear too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Frieh Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 As in "look at the amount of dust on that"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Frieh Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Don't you have PM "climbing trip" offers to read girlie? Nobody PMs me--I swear too much. You must have Squid, Alpinfox and Dave Schuldt set on "ignore user" then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Man, I feel like such a piece of meat now. Like a, a, a part. Or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Did you know that "bird" was a derogatory term for women in the middle ages? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 And "flipping the bird" was a term used to describe....ahem...canine style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 only for bird dogs though, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 And "flipping the bird" was a term used to describe....ahem...canine style. I thought flipping the bird referred to turning the turkey over in the oven, so the other side gets browned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 ruff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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