archenemy Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 In cubeland, nothing is private. I overheard my next door neighbor (who just returned from maternity leave) talking to her hubby about their newest family member. "I love it when he pees on himself" I busted up. I hope she was talking about the kid..... What did you hear that made you bust a gut? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
underworld Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 "high tech is dead. need proof, just watch the last star trek" he was serious too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camilo Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 This morning: "So, you're reporting a problem with your unit?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpinfox Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 This afternoon: "Put down that pipettor and kiss me loverboy". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 (edited) Nice separation. Your peaks and valleys are mine to trace. Edited August 4, 2005 by catbirdseat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderfour Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 "...it left me wanting more..." I later found out she was talking about a home espresso machine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
counterfeitfake Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Yesterday in the lab, I accidentally told a coworker she could "have her way with my box". At least I didn't say "unit". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Fresh from this morning: Apparent goings on at a going away party the night before.... Idiot coworker #1: "Man I almost got lucky on the dance floor last night" Idiot coworker #2: "I saw you out there working it" IC #1: "Yeah I almost copped a feel" IC#2: "You've got the devil inside you!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted August 5, 2005 Author Share Posted August 5, 2005 Co-worker: I can't change the designation in this dept b/c I don't have the option available to me. Me: That's b/c you don't have clearance to make that change. Co-worker: Yes, I do. Me: Then make the change. Co-worker: But the button to make that change is not showing up on my screen. Me: That's b/c you don't have clearance to make that change. Co-worker: I do too, I always make this type of change. Me: Then there should be no difference in your options. Make the change. Co-worker: But I don't have that option. Me: That b/c.......arrggggg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knelson Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 In a company-wide email a couple days ago... "Anyone have the company pickup?" That was the extent of the email. Our parking lot is verrrry small. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MADman Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Co-worker: Is it plugged in? Me: Yep. Co-worker: Can I get started? Me: Give me a second to get you turned on. Co-worker: I'm already turned on, I just need to connect to the internet. Context: Co-worker moved to new space and needed LAN connection hooked up, which I had to activate in a back room. As I was walking out of her space, I couldn't help but notice a different co-worker smirking, which made me replay our conversation in my head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Co-worker: Is it plugged in? Me: Yep. Co-worker: Can I get started? Me: Give me a second to get you turned on. Co-worker: I'm already turned on, I just need to connect to the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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