Jump to content
  • Announcements

    • olyclimber

      WELCOME TO THE CASCADECLIMBERS.COM FORUMS   02/03/18

      We have upgraded to new forum software as of late last year, and it makes everything here so much better!  It is now much easier to do pretty much anything, including write Trip Reports, sell gear, schedule climbing related events, and more. There is a new reputation system that allows for positive contributors to be recognized,  it is possible to tag content with identifiers, drag and drop in images, and it is much easier to embed multimedia content from Youtube, Vimeo, and more.  In all, the site is much more user friendly, bug free, and feature rich!   Whether you're a new user or a grizzled cascadeclimbers.com veteran, we think you'll love the new forums. Enjoy!
Sign in to follow this  
archenemy

Co-workers; part deux

Recommended Posts

In cubeland, nothing is private. I overheard my next door neighbor (who just returned from maternity leave) talking to her hubby about their newest family member.

 

"I love it when he pees on himself"

 

I busted up. I hope she was talking about the kid.....

 

What did you hear that made you bust a gut?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Fresh from this morning:

Apparent goings on at a going away party the night before....

Idiot coworker #1: "Man I almost got lucky on the dance floor last night"

Idiot coworker #2: "I saw you out there working it"

IC #1: "Yeah I almost copped a feel"

IC#2: "You've got the devil inside you!"

 

cry.gifrolleyes.gifhellno3d.gifmadgo_ron.gifthumbs_down.gifthumbs_down.gif

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Co-worker: I can't change the designation in this dept b/c I don't have the option available to me.

Me: That's b/c you don't have clearance to make that change.

Co-worker: Yes, I do.

Me: Then make the change.

Co-worker: But the button to make that change is not showing up on my screen.

Me: That's b/c you don't have clearance to make that change.

Co-worker: I do too, I always make this type of change.

Me: Then there should be no difference in your options. Make the change.

Co-worker: But I don't have that option.

Me: That b/c.......arrggggg madgo_ron.gif

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

In a company-wide email a couple days ago...

 

"Anyone have the company pickup?"

 

That was the extent of the email. Our parking lot is verrrry small.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Co-worker: Is it plugged in?

Me: Yep.

Co-worker: Can I get started?

Me: Give me a second to get you turned on.

Co-worker: I'm already turned on, I just need to connect to the internet.

 

Context: Co-worker moved to new space and needed LAN connection hooked up, which I had to activate in a back room. As I was walking out of her space, I couldn't help but notice a different co-worker smirking, which made me replay our conversation in my head. rolleyes.gif

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Co-worker: Is it plugged in?

Me: Yep.

Co-worker: Can I get started?

Me: Give me a second to get you turned on.

Co-worker: I'm already turned on, I just need to connect to the internet.

yelrotflmao.gif

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

Sign in to follow this  

×