faster_than_you Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 I thought you otter know... Watch your pets in "The Claw." Enumclaw-area animal-sex case investigated By Jennifer Sullivan Seattle Times staff reporter King County sheriff's detectives are investigating the owners of an Enumclaw-area farm after a Seattle man died from injuries sustained while having sex with a horse boarded on the property. Investigators first learned of the farm after the man died at Enumclaw Community Hospital July 2. The county Medical Examiner's Office ruled that the death was accidental and the result of having sex with a horse. A surveillance camera picked up the license plate of the car that dropped the man off at the hospital, which led detectives to the farm and other people involved, said sheriff's Sgt. John Urquhart. Deputies don't believe a crime occurred because bestiality is not illegal in Washington state and the horse was uninjured, said Urquhart. But because investigators found chickens, goats and sheep on the property, they are looking into whether animal cruelty — which is a crime — was committed by having sex with these smaller, weaker animals, he said. The farm was talked about in Internet chat rooms as a destination for people looking to have sex with livestock, he said. "A significant number of people, we believe, have likely visited this farm," said Urquhart. The Humane Society of the United States intends to use the case during the next state legislative session as an example of why sex with animals should be outlawed in Washington, said Bob Reder, a Humane Society regional director in Seattle. "This and a few other cases that we have will allow us a platform to talk about sex abuse of animals," Reder said. Thirty-three states ban sex with animals, he said. Susan Michaels, co-founder of local animal-rights organization Pasado's Safe Haven, said she has been fighting to have bestiality made illegal. "It's animal cruelty behind closed doors," Michaels said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Well I just can't wait 'til the sun comes up I'll be jumping in the saddle of a pick-up truck I've got forty three acres of God's green earth and Daddy, I'm a man who loves his work I got a cattle prod, I got a cattle prod I got Bessie, and Bossie And Rosebud too They swish their tails and they all say moo When I do my milking feel my temperature rise I see a little twinkle in those big brown eyes I got a cattle prod, I got a cattle prod C'mon Bossie, stand still, it won't hurt, oh!!! There's a certain kind of loving that my wife don't know Love so tender just falls off the bone When I raise my hand I see the cattle shake I got to have a heaping helping of that sweet flank steak I got a cattle prod, I got a cattle prod When I raise my hand I see the cattle shake I got to have a heaping helping of that MMMMMMM!!! steak I got a cattle prod, I got a cattle prod etc etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knelson Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 But because investigators found chickens, goats and sheep on the property, they are looking into whether animal cruelty — which is a crime — was committed by having sex with these smaller, weaker animals, he said. I find this sentence both disturbing and rather funny at the same time! Upon cut/pasting this news story to my office mates, one of them came up with quite a good joke based on it... Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause it was stuck to the man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 I wish I'd read this while in business school. I was on a team that had to start up a small company. An animal bordello would have been the perfect suggestion: cheap word of mouth advertising, large customer base, shrinking competition base, the list goes on. Too bad the name "Mustang Ranch" is already taken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
selkirk Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Not to mention you can pay your employees in hay and oats, and the occasional apple! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knelson Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 King County sheriff's detectives are investigating the owners of an Enumclaw-area farm after a Seattle man died from injuries sustained while having sex with a horse boarded on the property. Hmm... so what kind of crime is committed when it isn't even the farm owner's horse to start with?!! So not only is the farm collecting money from the horse's owner for boarding it, it's... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 King County sheriff's detectives are investigating the owners of an Enumclaw-area farm after a Seattle man died from injuries sustained while having sex with a horse boarded on the property. Hmm... so what kind of crime is committed when it isn't even the farm owner's horse to start with?!! Pimping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 i'm just stunned that there are 17 states including our own that haven't outlawed this. i mean i'd expect it to be encouraged in idaho but come on..... i guess specialed and mike layton must be part of a pretty powerful lobby group. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mec Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 i'm just stunned that there are 17 states including our own that haven't outlawed this. i mean i'd expect it to be encouraged in idaho but come on..... all the lawmakers have been too busy raising taxes and trying to get reelected rather than concentrating on critical issues like this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Why do you think I live in Washington. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Kinda curious about the nature of the injuries the dead sicko sustained trying to hump a horse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
selkirk Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 I wish I'd read this while in business school. I was on a team that had to start up a small company. An animal bordello would have been the perfect suggestion: cheap word of mouth advertising, large customer base, shrinking competition base, the list goes on. Too bad the name "Mustang Ranch" is already taken. Speaking of the Mustang Ranch, I was watching a A&E thing last night and was amazed to find out that the IRS ran it for a while!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 I wonder what his injuries where (besides saddle sores) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j_b Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 i'm just stunned that there are 17 states including our own that haven't outlawed this. since THE market has spoken, they'd move the operation a few miles offshore to get away from these pesky laws. wouldn't cost as much hay and apples too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Injury = testicular navicular Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Kinda curious about the nature of the injuries the dead sicko sustained trying to hump a horse. looking for tips and tricks eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 since THE market has spoken, they'd move the operation a few miles offshore to get away from these pesky laws. Seals give good head too, after a few beers. Octopus: 8 arms = sexual dynamo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Kinda curious about the nature of the injuries the dead sicko sustained trying to hump a horse. Use your imagination, and make note of the fact that the gender of the horse is not mentioned in the quoted article. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Kinda curious about the nature of the injuries the dead sicko sustained trying to hump a horse. Use your imagination, and make note of the fact that the gender of the horse is not mentioned in the quoted article. Good catch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Yeah, apparently bro wasn't just into beastiality, he was into gay beastiality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camilo Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Kinda curious about the nature of the injuries the dead sicko sustained trying to hump a horse. looking for tips and tricks eh? Just like reading ANAM, a person needs to know how to avoid these situations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 It would be good to get ahold of the ball-istics report Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Probably didn't have the common courtesy to give the horse the reach around, and the horse got pissed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Probably didn't have the common courtesy to give the horse the reach around, and the horse got pissed. sounds like the voice of experience! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Standard Operating Procedure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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