Enumclaw and Farm Animals

[faster_than_you]

I thought you otter know... Watch your pets in "The Claw."

 

Enumclaw-area animal-sex case investigated

By Jennifer Sullivan

Seattle Times staff reporter

 

King County sheriff's detectives are investigating the owners of an Enumclaw-area farm after a Seattle man died from injuries sustained while having sex with a horse boarded on the property.

 

Investigators first learned of the farm after the man died at Enumclaw Community Hospital July 2. The county Medical Examiner's Office ruled that the death was accidental and the result of having sex with a horse.

 

A surveillance camera picked up the license plate of the car that dropped the man off at the hospital, which led detectives to the farm and other people involved, said sheriff's Sgt. John Urquhart.

 

Deputies don't believe a crime occurred because bestiality is not illegal in Washington state and the horse was uninjured, said Urquhart.

 

But because investigators found chickens, goats and sheep on the property, they are looking into whether animal cruelty — which is a crime — was committed by having sex with these smaller, weaker animals, he said.

 

The farm was talked about in Internet chat rooms as a destination for people looking to have sex with livestock, he said.

 

"A significant number of people, we believe, have likely visited this farm," said Urquhart.

 

The Humane Society of the United States intends to use the case during the next state legislative session as an example of why sex with animals should be outlawed in Washington, said Bob Reder, a Humane Society regional director in Seattle.

 

"This and a few other cases that we have will allow us a platform to talk about sex abuse of animals," Reder said.

 

Thirty-three states ban sex with animals, he said.

 

Susan Michaels, co-founder of local animal-rights organization Pasado's Safe Haven, said she has been fighting to have bestiality made illegal. "It's animal cruelty behind closed doors," Michaels said.

[Off_White]

Well I just can't wait 'til the sun comes up

I'll be jumping in the saddle of a pick-up truck

I've got forty three acres of God's green earth

and Daddy, I'm a man who loves his work

I got a cattle prod, I got a cattle prod

 

I got Bessie, and Bossie And Rosebud too

They swish their tails and they all say moo

When I do my milking feel my temperature rise

I see a little twinkle in those big brown eyes

I got a cattle prod, I got a cattle prod

 

C'mon Bossie,

stand still,

it won't hurt, oh!!!

 

There's a certain kind of loving that my wife don't know

Love so tender just falls off the bone

When I raise my hand I see the cattle shake

I got to have a heaping helping of that sweet flank steak

I got a cattle prod, I got a cattle prod

 

When I raise my hand I see the cattle shake

I got to have a heaping helping of that MMMMMMM!!! steak

I got a cattle prod, I got a cattle prod etc etc

[knelson]

But because investigators found chickens, goats and sheep on the property, they are looking into whether animal cruelty — which is a crime — was committed by having sex with these smaller, weaker animals, he said.

 

I find this sentence both disturbing and rather funny at the same time!

 

Upon cut/pasting this news story to my office mates, one of them came up with quite a good joke based on it...

 

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

'Cause it was stuck to the man.

[archenemy]

I wish I'd read this while in business school. I was on a team that had to start up a small company. An animal bordello would have been the perfect suggestion: cheap word of mouth advertising, large customer base, shrinking competition base, the list goes on.

 

Too bad the name "Mustang Ranch" is already taken.

[selkirk]

Not to mention you can pay your employees in hay and oats, and the occasional apple!

[knelson]

King County sheriff's detectives are investigating the owners of an Enumclaw-area farm after a Seattle man died from injuries sustained while having sex with a horse boarded on the property.

 

Hmm... so what kind of crime is committed when it isn't even the farm owner's horse to start with?!!

 

So not only is the farm collecting money from the horse's owner for boarding it, it's...

[archenemy]

King County sheriff's detectives are investigating the owners of an Enumclaw-area farm after a Seattle man died from injuries sustained while having sex with a horse boarded on the property.

 

Hmm... so what kind of crime is committed when it isn't even the farm owner's horse to start with?!!

 

 

Pimping.

[minx]

i'm just stunned that there are 17 states including our own that haven't outlawed this. i mean i'd expect it to be encouraged in idaho but come on.....

 

i guess specialed and mike layton must be part of a pretty powerful lobby group.

[mec]

i'm just stunned that there are 17 states including our own that haven't outlawed this. i mean i'd expect it to be encouraged in idaho but come on.....

 

all the lawmakers have been too busy raising taxes and trying to get reelected rather than concentrating on critical issues like this...

[specialed]

Why do you think I live in Washington.

[specialed]

Kinda curious about the nature of the injuries the dead sicko sustained trying to hump a horse.

[selkirk]

I wish I'd read this while in business school. I was on a team that had to start up a small company. An animal bordello would have been the perfect suggestion: cheap word of mouth advertising, large customer base, shrinking competition base, the list goes on.

 

Too bad the name "Mustang Ranch" is already taken.

 

Speaking of the Mustang Ranch, I was watching a A&E thing last night and was amazed to find out that the IRS ran it for a while!!!!

[Cobra_Commander]

I wonder what his injuries where (besides saddle sores)

[j_b]

i'm just stunned that there are 17 states including our own that haven't outlawed this.

 

since THE market has spoken, they'd move the operation a few miles offshore to get away from these pesky laws. wouldn't cost as much hay and apples too!

[archenemy]

Injury = testicular navicular

[minx]

Kinda curious about the nature of the injuries the dead sicko sustained trying to hump a horse.

 

looking for tips and tricks eh?

[Cobra_Commander]

since THE market has spoken, they'd move the operation a few miles offshore to get away from these pesky laws.

 

Seals give good head too, after a few beers. Octopus: 8 arms = sexual dynamo!

[Off_White]

Kinda curious about the nature of the injuries the dead sicko sustained trying to hump a horse.

 

Use your imagination, and make note of the fact that the gender of the horse is not mentioned in the quoted article.

[archenemy]

Kinda curious about the nature of the injuries the dead sicko sustained trying to hump a horse.

 

Use your imagination, and make note of the fact that the gender of the horse is not mentioned in the quoted article.

 

Good catch.

[specialed]

Yeah, apparently bro wasn't just into beastiality, he was into gay beastiality.

[Camilo]

Kinda curious about the nature of the injuries the dead sicko sustained trying to hump a horse.

 

looking for tips and tricks eh?

Just like reading ANAM, a person needs to know how to avoid these situations.

[Cobra_Commander]

It would be good to get ahold of the ball-istics report

[specialed]

Probably didn't have the common courtesy to give the horse the reach around, and the horse got pissed.

[minx]

Probably didn't have the common courtesy to give the horse the reach around, and the horse got pissed.

 

sounds like the voice of experience!

[specialed]

Standard Operating Procedure.