Dru Posted June 9, 2005 Author Posted June 9, 2005 Tim Spector of St Thomas's hospital in London, who led the research, said: "The theory is that the orgasm is an evolutionary way of seeing if men can prove themselves to be likely good providers or dependable, patient and caring enough to look after the kids." First of all Tim Spector obviously has the best job possible Second how come most of the women I meet want to wait at least a few dates or more before sex to find out all of the above when according to Tim, these matters could be quickly assesed within 45 minutes?? Do the women out there think they may need to re-asses their dating strategy?? And it would only take them 2.5 minutes to find out they need to keep looking! Quote
Double_E Posted June 9, 2005 Posted June 9, 2005 "the same effect can be recognized in those that experience embarrassment in the act of sneezing in public." do you know there is a direct relationship between how loud a person sneezes and how they orgasm? It's true! a long time ago, I heard it was impossible to sneeze and piss at the same time. for a long long time (months? years?) , I meant to test it, but kept forgetting to schedule the two acts for the same part of my day ... then one eventually day I WAS able to test it, and found that it WAS indeed possible to do both at the same time. what a let-down, huh? i hate it when an urban legend turns out to be just that. a legend. hmmm. how bout a sneeze during orgasm? could be interesting .... Quote
Double_E Posted June 9, 2005 Posted June 9, 2005 how come most of the women I meet want to wait at least a few dates or more before sex to find out all of the above when according to Tim, these matters could be quickly assesed within 45 minutes?? jmace, any chick who makes ya wait more than 2 or 3 dates very likely doesn't-like-sex-very-much. plain and simple. so no matter how many other qualities she may have... move on. why waste your time? Quote
catbirdseat Posted June 9, 2005 Posted June 9, 2005 jmace, any chick who makes ya wait more than 2 or 3 dates very likely doesn't-like-sex-very-much. plain and simple. so no matter how many other qualities she may have... move on. why waste your time? At least she doesn't like sex very much WITH YOU. Same advice. Move on. Quote
Dru Posted June 13, 2005 Author Posted June 13, 2005 Dear Divot Are you trying to get the most posts with the least content? This type of record can be very tenuous. Quote
archenemy Posted June 13, 2005 Posted June 13, 2005 lol lmao beats lame-o (how many more posts til we're in the contest?) Quote
minx Posted June 13, 2005 Posted June 13, 2005 The simple fact is that it takes women on average 12 minutes and men two and a half minutes to reach orgasm. Adjusting to that imbalance is a test boys if you can't handle the 12 minutes to make your partner happy, you need to be questioning your manhood. there's plenty of men out there who are up to the task. sheesh, y'all are acting like this a big deal. Quote
Dru Posted June 13, 2005 Author Posted June 13, 2005 And for men that aren't, no doubt you have a pill that will help. Quote
minx Posted June 13, 2005 Posted June 13, 2005 And for men that aren't, no doubt you have a pill that will help. umm...no doubt. well maybe, the pills might be missing. oh nevermind..... i prefer mine w/o the pill though Quote
minx Posted June 13, 2005 Posted June 13, 2005 I prefer mine with batteries. definitely, and duracells will last 12 minutes for sure. Quote
jmace Posted June 13, 2005 Posted June 13, 2005 Pills, if you cant handle it its called a pre-tug Quote
Kitergal Posted June 14, 2005 Posted June 14, 2005 my duracells ran out last night....at the worse possible moment. Totally cranky. Quote
Chaps Posted June 14, 2005 Posted June 14, 2005 Ladies, the verdant fields of Minnesota await you. Come, scramble up Barn Bluff! Live the dream. Quote
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