Airport security

[Alasdair]

You have to love our unbelivably ineffective airport security. Flying out of Anchorage yesterday for a flight to Seattle, i get stopped at the gate security check point. Due to Alaska airline 50lb weight limit my carry on is packed full of random bits of climbing gear. After being patted down and searched by the gate dude, I am asked if they can search my bag. I agree because I have no choice. They first pull out a bunch of smelly clothing which I kind of chuckle at and comment "that smells a bit, sorry about that". Next they pull out a bunch other random shit (cammera, film, ipod) and they find a cigarette lighter. They confiscate the dangerous item, and then place my bag back through the xray. Still not good enough so they continue searching. By this time I am getting a bit bored with the whole thing. Next they pull out my piss bottle. I anouce in a loud voice to the guy I am with "Hey Gordy! They found my piss bottle" Just so they know what they are getting into. Fairly unimpressed, the guy puts the piss bottle down and continues searching. Finally they find my bag with extra crampon front points, a 3.5 inch long cresent wrench, and an allen wrench. The guy takes the wrenches out of the bag and informs me that tools of any sort are not allowed in my carry on. He then takes my 3 inch brand new (sharp) crampon points an puts them back in my bag. In the end I was not able to stab the pilot and hijack the plane because they took the allen wrench I was planning on doing it with. Damn! Next time maybe.

[archenemy]

I've had security confiscate the hairpins I was wearing. Wooooh, dangerous.

[Alpinfox]

 

Holy shit! Archenemy is a chick???

[Squid]

No, just a passable tranny.

[olyclimber]

I've been working on a profile based on archenemys posts. I believe it is a woman posing as a man posing as a woman.

[jmace]

I believe it is a woman posing as a man posing as a woman.

[archenemy]

I've been working on a profile based on archenemys posts. I believe it is a woman posing as a man posing as a woman.

Yer a genius.

[Squid]

First, I thought Snugtop, then Icegirl, then Minx.

 

Now, I suspect that Archenemy is an undercover snaffle bent on the destruction of cc.com and all that is good in the world.

 

I have a narrow list of suspects.

 

 

[olyclimber]

I have my own suspicions.

 

[minx]

not that it matters but i can assure you all that archenemy is a woman, not dru, and way hotter than minx.

[olyclimber]

Recent information has lead me to believe that archenemy is actually Angelina Jolie.

[minx]

Recent information has lead me to believe that archenemy is actually Angelina Jolie.

 

that's much closer to the truth than her being snugtop

[Cobra_Commander]

feh, she doesn't wear a mirrored helmet.

[minx]

feh, she doesn't wear a mirrored helmet.

 

how do you know?

[Cobra_Commander]

well cause...well it's highly unlikely.

[Dru]

not that it matters but i can assure you all that archenemy is a woman, not dru, and way hotter than minx.

 

whew, i was worried there for a minute.

[minx]

well cause...well it's highly unlikely.

 

but you don't really know for sure now do you???

[minx]

not that it matters but i can assure you all that archenemy is a woman, not dru, and way hotter than minx.

 

whew, i was worried there for a minute.

 

yeahh....that figures you would be

[Dru]

when one of my own avatars sends me sexy pics it's usually b/c someone else guessed the pw

[Cobra_Commander]

well cause...well it's highly unlikely.

 

but you don't really know for sure now do you???

 

jeezus does "highly unlikely" mean "know for sure". No, it does not. But I would say there is maybe a 1 in 10 chance that someone here is wearing a polished mirrored helmet.

[archenemy]

My shoes are mirrored.

[minx]

well cause...well it's highly unlikely.

 

but you don't really know for sure now do you???

 

jeezus does "highly unlikely" mean "know for sure". No, it does not. But I would say there is maybe a 1 in 10 chance that someone here is wearing a polished mirrored helmet.

 

not bads are they? 1 in 10 is more than the number of women you've met that remember you the next day.

[minx]

when one of my own avatars sends me sexy pics it's usually b/c someone else guessed the pw

 

even if you're sending it to yourself kiddie porn is still illegal dru.

[Dru]

thats lamb... kid is goat

[Thadsboner]

The amazing airport inteligence once made me check my bag because they said i "COULD POSSIBLY" sharpen my ascenders into knives?????

 

with what, the plastic fork i get with my meal?