EWolfe Posted October 14, 2004 Posted October 14, 2004 How To Clean Your Toilet Instructions on how to clean your toilet 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse". 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean. Sincerely, The Dog Quote
Skeezix Posted October 14, 2004 Posted October 14, 2004 The dog picture is perfect ...saint-like. I like the spacing, you have to scroll down to see the dog's signature. That's damn funny! Quote
Dechristo Posted October 17, 2004 Posted October 17, 2004 The same process works using a neighbor's child dressed in pile. Quote
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