scott_harpell Posted October 3, 2004 Posted October 3, 2004 ...and this is why not entirely work frienly. Quote
Scott_J Posted October 3, 2004 Posted October 3, 2004 The Traveling Dan Rather Dan Rather of CBS news was seated next to little Tommy on the plane when Rather turned to the boy and said, "Let's talk, I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passengers." Little Tommy, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to Rather, "What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't know" said Rather, "How about politics? Should we keep Bush as president or elect Kerry?" "OK" said Little Tommy, "That could be an interesting topic but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out flat patties, and a horse excretes clumps of dried grass. Why do you think that is?" "Jeez" said Rather, "I have no idea." "Well then" said Little Tommy, "How is it you feel qualified to discuss who should run this country when you don't know shit." Quote
Squid Posted October 3, 2004 Posted October 3, 2004 (edited) Twice as many reasons! edited to correct faulty link- slimy mollusk Edited October 3, 2004 by Squid Quote
Double_E Posted October 3, 2004 Posted October 3, 2004 link ain't working, ya slimy mollusk!! yeah i dunno Scott I think the Bush Daughters are just a tad hotter.. tho I'll admit, probably just a tad less brainy (hard to say tho... haven't seen Alex Kerry speak yet). actually (ha ha) the only time I think I ever saw the Bush daughters speak was when they did at the GOP convention. kinda funny how the one which seemed a little more ditsy ...(can never remember which one's Jenna and which one's Barbara) ... anyway, the ditsier one looked a lot like her dad and the smarter-seeming one didn't seem to look like her dad much. hmmm... different fathers, perhaps? Quote
Double_E Posted October 3, 2004 Posted October 3, 2004 OK, finally figured out the problem (just a littl ditsy over here this sunday morning).. one too many Hs in start of URL. yeah so the one who looks like daddy is Jenna, and the other one is called, well, "The Other One" .. on that site at least. Quote
griz Posted October 3, 2004 Posted October 3, 2004 Yeah, now that you mention it the smarter one looks a little bit like Clinton. Quote
ashw_justin Posted October 3, 2004 Posted October 3, 2004 I'm also voting for Kerry, but I think I'd go for this instead. Quote
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