Peter_Puget Posted September 29, 2004 Posted September 29, 2004 This read explains more with what's wrong with France than any overt political assessment. Of course I recomend "Spiderman 2" for those needing and education regarding international politics. PP Quote
foraker Posted September 29, 2004 Posted September 29, 2004 The never ending quest to find All Things Wrong With The World continues unabated..... Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted September 29, 2004 Posted September 29, 2004 Bourgeois pig! Drink PBR tall cans or fuck off! Quote
Jim_Lavon Posted October 1, 2004 Posted October 1, 2004 Who needs wine or anything else from the surrender monkeys anyway? Quote
RobBob Posted October 1, 2004 Posted October 1, 2004 Enslave the men; take their wine; use their women as a nightshirt. (bastardized from Ghengis Khan) Quote
billcoe Posted October 1, 2004 Posted October 1, 2004 For Sale: 500,000 French rifles of WW2 vintage. "Never fired, only dropped once." If that interests you, we have 2 million German - French dictionarys which are a bit dated as well. Quote
Jim_Lavon Posted October 2, 2004 Posted October 2, 2004 "France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes." —Mark Twain "I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." —General George S. Patton "Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion." —Norman Schwartzkopf "We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it." —Marge Simpson "As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure." —Jacques Chirac, President of France "As far as France is concerned, you're right." —Rush Limbaugh "The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee." —Regis Philbin "The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whiskey I don't know." —P.J O'Rourke (1989) "You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the face for it." —John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona "They've taken their own precautions against Al Qaeda. To prepare for an attack, each Frenchman is urged to keep duct tape, a white flag, and a three-day supply of mistresses in the house." —Argus Hamilton "The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq." —Dennis Miller "I would call the French scumbags, but that, of course, would be a disservice to bags filled with scum. I say we invade Iraq, then invade Chirac." —Dennis Miller "You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He IS French, people." —Conan O'Brien "I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France!" —Jay Leno "The last time the French asked for 'more proof,' it came marching into Paris under a German flag." —David Letterman How many Frenchmen does it take to change a light bulb? One. He holds the bulb and all of Europe revolves around him. An old saying: Raise your right hand if you like the French.... Raise both hands if you are French. Next time there's a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France. Quote
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