Marylou and Trask Pray

[RobBob]

Marylou's Prayer

 

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep

One who is handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long.

One who thinks before he speaks. When he says he'll call, he won't wait

weeks.

 

I pray that he is gainfully employed. When I spend his cash, he won't be

annoyed.

 

Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to do more.

 

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "How

big is my behind?"

 

I pray that this man will love me to no end, And never attempt to hit on my

friend.

Amen.

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TRASK'S PRAYER

 

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store

and a boat.

Amen

[Greg_W]

[scott_harpell]

classic!

[AlpineK]

[Double_E]

vlasic!