Hippies. Hmph!

[Bronco]

I feel like uselessly whining on the internet today.

 

Here goes:

 

I just saw a couple in their early 20's with a cardboard sign on the corner of Broadway and Everett Aveneue (not that that's unusual) but I noticed right away that they were lacking in a few area's for panhandleing.

 

1. Dressed in current trend apparel, dirty but, current.

2. Each was 40 lbs overweight.

3. Missing the look of "desparation". Appeared bored.

 

So I get up to the light and read the sign. I didn't get past the first 2 lines. It said:

 

Traveling!

Need Food!

 

and a bunch of small writing I couldn't read beneath that.

 

I rolled down the window and shouted my standard "Get a Job HIPPIES!" as I drove away (real tough guy I am )

 

Now here's what really pisses me off, I look in my rear view mirror as I drive away cackling to myself about how clever my statement was and see some lady handing the hippies money!!!

 

Ancient redneck proverb say, "a hippie and their money are soon seperated"

[b-rock]

Next time, kick 'em in the kneecaps.

[Stonehead]

Yeah, but what about the illiterate, pro-war, pseudo-patriotic, mullet-wearing yokel?

 

[Billygoat]

Ancient hippie proverb: A fool and his money are soon partying...

 

 

[sk]

Ancient hippie proverb: A fool and his money are soon partying...

 

 

[Harry_Pi]

Hello capitalist!

I've watched those repulsive, olid, crack smokers. Their gangs control an off ramp and change shift every two or three hour. Shit it's hard work standing in the hot sun.

Let's start a business, hire the handicapped(not pc, sorry) and put them at all off ramp on WA state highway to collect toll, I mean greenback.

Thank you for allow fou to post.

[assmonkey]

I rolled down the window and shouted my standard "Get a Job HIPPIES!" as I drove away

 

That's killer. I do that shit too.

 

Fucking dirtfoot shitbag hippies.

 

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