olyclimber Posted June 3, 2004 Posted June 3, 2004 You can keep your gun, but they're coming for your BBQ and Christmas tree! Quote
fenderfour Posted June 3, 2004 Posted June 3, 2004 Damn republicans. Next thing you know they will be killing kittens to use as fertilizer for their tobacco fields. Quote
assmonkey Posted June 3, 2004 Posted June 3, 2004 Soon, a BBQ Patriot act will be passed, authorizing a new secret agency that will be staffed by former CIA and FBI agents and that gives the BBQ Patriot Force (BPF) broad and sweeping powers to search, seize and dispense with "BBQ anti-Americans." A "BBQ anti-American" prison will be established in the old Granite school house, where the violators will be held and interrogated. BBQ anti-American cells will be infiltrated by BPF agents. We will no longer tolerate anti-American BBQ terrorists. Not in this land of freedom. - a s s m n k e y Quote
cracked Posted June 3, 2004 Posted June 3, 2004 Didn't you know? BBQs and trees are considered thoughtcrime. Quote
Gary_Yngve Posted June 3, 2004 Posted June 3, 2004 Does "It's raining outside" count as an overhead sprinkler? Quote
klenke Posted June 3, 2004 Posted June 3, 2004 It would be interesting to see the statistics for how many building fires are caused by BBQ grills. It would then be interesting to know how that stat measures up against the "we simply must do something about this" threshold of the safety police. We should also ban smoking in bed, staircases, window sills below thigh level, low door jambs in case of people taller than 7 feet wanting to live there, bumpy rugs in stairwells, and more. Hmmm...where's that peeve thread... Quote
lummox Posted June 3, 2004 Posted June 3, 2004 i cant wait to fukin sweat the pig that tries to ticket me for having a hibachi. i declare jihad on that shizzle. wurd. Quote
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