bunglehead Posted May 27, 2004 Posted May 27, 2004 One of these fucking days, I swear I'm going to end up in jail because of people around me leaving their cellphones unattended and ringing "Dance of the sugar Plum fairies" because I'm going to take that phone and shove it up someone's BONUS TUNNEL. DRY. Quote
EWolfe Posted May 27, 2004 Posted May 27, 2004 Or "The 1812 Overture" with digital beeps. What an insult to a fine piece of music. Quote
CascadeClimber Posted May 27, 2004 Posted May 27, 2004 One of these fucking days, I swear I'm going to end up in jail because of people around me leaving their cellphones unattended and ringing "Dance of the sugar Plum fairies" because I'm going to take that phone and shove it up someone's BONUS TUNNEL. DRY. I used to sit next to a dude who left his damn Nextel on his desk all day, even when he wasn't there. We finally took it and put it up in the drop ceiling. Was fucking hilarious when he came back- he could hear it beeping and ringing, but couldn't find it. We all just sat there biting our lips. Don't get mad, get even! Quote
rbw1966 Posted May 27, 2004 Posted May 27, 2004 Use it for phone sex. Not that I know anything about that kind of stuff. Or that there is anything wrong with it.. Really. Quote
catbirdseat Posted May 27, 2004 Posted May 27, 2004 If it is truly unattended you can just turn it OFF. Quote
bunglehead Posted May 27, 2004 Author Posted May 27, 2004 Or "The 1812 Overture" with digital beeps. What an insult to a fine piece of music. Yeah, right? I mean what the fuck? Classical music with beeps. It's disgusting. They should at least leave it on "Smells like Teen spirit" or "Zorba's dance" or "Don't Fear The Reaper" or "Iron Man" or "Gilligan's Island" or something with a less deleterious effect on my psyche. At least I haven't heard any Satie or Chopin yet. That would do it. that phone would be going STRAIGHT UP THE COAL CHUTE. Quote
catbirdseat Posted May 27, 2004 Posted May 27, 2004 There's is also the ever popular, "Mexican Hat Dance". What's the real name? Zacatecas? Quote
Dru Posted May 27, 2004 Posted May 27, 2004 just call a 1-900 that charges by the minute and leave it on that number. when the dude gets like a $5000 bill from Madame Cleo they'll be more careful about leaving a cell phone Quote
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