bunglehead Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 One of these fucking days, I swear I'm going to end up in jail because of people around me leaving their cellphones unattended and ringing "Dance of the sugar Plum fairies" because I'm going to take that phone and shove it up someone's BONUS TUNNEL. DRY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 Or "The 1812 Overture" with digital beeps. What an insult to a fine piece of music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CascadeClimber Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 One of these fucking days, I swear I'm going to end up in jail because of people around me leaving their cellphones unattended and ringing "Dance of the sugar Plum fairies" because I'm going to take that phone and shove it up someone's BONUS TUNNEL. DRY. I used to sit next to a dude who left his damn Nextel on his desk all day, even when he wasn't there. We finally took it and put it up in the drop ceiling. Was fucking hilarious when he came back- he could hear it beeping and ringing, but couldn't find it. We all just sat there biting our lips. Don't get mad, get even! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 Use it for phone sex. Not that I know anything about that kind of stuff. Or that there is anything wrong with it.. Really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 If it is truly unattended you can just turn it OFF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted May 27, 2004 Author Share Posted May 27, 2004 Or "The 1812 Overture" with digital beeps. What an insult to a fine piece of music. Yeah, right? I mean what the fuck? Classical music with beeps. It's disgusting. They should at least leave it on "Smells like Teen spirit" or "Zorba's dance" or "Don't Fear The Reaper" or "Iron Man" or "Gilligan's Island" or something with a less deleterious effect on my psyche. At least I haven't heard any Satie or Chopin yet. That would do it. that phone would be going STRAIGHT UP THE COAL CHUTE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 There's is also the ever popular, "Mexican Hat Dance". What's the real name? Zacatecas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 just call a 1-900 that charges by the minute and leave it on that number. when the dude gets like a $5000 bill from Madame Cleo they'll be more careful about leaving a cell phone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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