scott_harpell Posted May 26, 2004 Share Posted May 26, 2004 mmm Tyler Yeah, nothing like anemic dudes! That can win a tour de france stage with a broken collar bone... Guy is a stud... no doubt about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshK Posted May 26, 2004 Share Posted May 26, 2004 Oh fuck yeah! Dude is incredible! I bow down to him. I was just making a crack at the appeal of hardcore road cyclists. They don't exactly have what I would consider the best bodies, but then again, I'm not a woman, so who knows... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_harpell Posted May 26, 2004 Share Posted May 26, 2004 no doubt. have you sen his upper body... er... uh... lack therof? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted May 26, 2004 Share Posted May 26, 2004 And while you are spraying away he and his skinny arms are off training in the Alps. Harpell I'm sure he'd beat your ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshK Posted May 26, 2004 Share Posted May 26, 2004 no doubt. have you sen his upper body... er... uh... lack therof? Pro cyclists are esentially skeletons with giant fucking quads. it's like a formula 1 car. A 1000hp engine packed in a totally lightweight frame for doing one thing...going fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_harpell Posted May 26, 2004 Share Posted May 26, 2004 And while you are spraying away he and his skinny arms are off training in the Alps. Harpell I'm sure he'd beat your ass. ...and likely yours... that is why he is a PRO CYCLIST! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Posted May 26, 2004 Share Posted May 26, 2004 And while you are spraying away he and his skinny arms are off training in the Alps. Harpell I'm sure he'd beat your ass. Yeah!! He's probably one of those tough guys who think they're hot shit becuase he can squat like 400 pounds but can't get a 125 pound deadlift off the ground. You know deep down he's a crying little kitten Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Posted May 26, 2004 Share Posted May 26, 2004 Oh wait, that's me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshK Posted May 26, 2004 Share Posted May 26, 2004 He's the exact opposite of a "lightbulb"...you know, those tools you see at the gym who spend 5 days a week working on their upper bodies only to have legs that look like sticks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willstrickland Posted May 26, 2004 Share Posted May 26, 2004 He's the exact opposite of a "lightbulb"...you know, those tools you see at the gym who spend 5 days a week working on their upper bodies only to have legs that look like sticks. Sounds like a sport climber huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashw_justin Posted May 26, 2004 Share Posted May 26, 2004 I wonder what the average thigh circumference of a 5.14 climber is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracked Posted May 26, 2004 Share Posted May 26, 2004 Depends if he's anorexic or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted May 26, 2004 Share Posted May 26, 2004 And while you are spraying away he and his skinny arms are off training in the Alps. Harpell I'm sure he'd beat your ass. ...and likely yours... that is why he is a PRO CYCLIST! No I didn't mean beat your ass on the bike, I mean just beat your ass in general. Bronco you better not be poking fun at me fool! If I can power clean 225 I'm pretty sure I can dead lift it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashw_justin Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 Depends if he's anorexic or not. I thought that was mandatory for climbing .14's? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 I got the skills to pay the bills I don't pop pills but I send chills Up your spine when I rhyme I get wicked, you got a booger, pick it Sippin' on the 40, ya know it makes me horny Spread them legs, grab my axe Fire up the grill and crack the kegs Nobody fear, the party's here Everlast is comin', the funky drummer's drummin' Ya only came backstage to make the front page To get me locked up, or get yourself knocked up But I ain't with it, even if I did it I got a hundred homeboys to say I didn't hit it My name's Lance, I got the funky rhymes I make more papers than the LA Times I don't do lines, but I puff blunts I don't rock fronts, but I stuff stunts Fill 'em to the brim like a cup of coffee If ya don't know me, homey, back up off me Cause I ain't soft, see, I'll fly ahead You wind up dead, you made your bed Now ya gotta lie in it, don't bother tryin' it Take my advice, homeboy, think twice Before you step up, step back Or catch a smack, guess who's back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracked Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 Depends if he's anorexic or not. I thought that was mandatory for climbing .14's? Hmmm....I'll go ask RuMR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 Pro cyclists aslo have fairly good hams and glutes. Riding clipless recruits more muscles than normal peddles. I think that those guys would have respectable deadlifts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashw_justin Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 And their grip might be decent from rockin the handlebars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshK Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 Pro cyclists aslo have fairly good hams and glutes. Riding clipless recruits more muscles than normal peddles. I think that those guys would have respectable deadlifts. I remembered this on my forest service mandated 12 mile bike ride the other day. I have clipless pedals, and I came back feeling like I'd worked some muscles I hadn't used in a long while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 one ball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 Bronco you better not be poking fun at me fool! If I can power clean 225 I'm pretty sure I can dead lift it. WOW!! I'm super impressed you can almost powerclean your bodyweight!! I would never poke fun at someone on this website, especially an administrator. I might be sent to banned camp for hurthing their wittle feewings. My dad can outrun your dad any day of the week. I'M RICK JAMES BIATCH!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 Best Nike Commercial Ever! http://www.nike.com/wearyellow/seelanceride/main.html I like the part where the bum's chase Lance when he crosses under I-5 near the U district. They're all like "hey, get-im, he's probably got something we can steal and sell for thunderbird money!!!" and he's like "eat balls, you couldn't catch me on your best day" then they're probably like "yeah, get outa here or we'll kick your ass!!!" I think Nike should let me narrate the entire commercial. I'd sell a bunch of shoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 My dad is a quadrapalegic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashw_justin Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 Wow people still do power cleans? What gym lets you do that? They made us do it back in HS. Nothing like making yourself dizzy and almost passing out than a solid set of power cleans... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 Sorry Jon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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