Dru Posted April 30, 2004 Share Posted April 30, 2004 http://www.mountainguide.com/Information/mountain_guide_jokes.htm this is pretty comprehensive yeah wall midget i'm talking to you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whirlwind Posted April 30, 2004 Share Posted April 30, 2004 .) How do you know that Jesus was a rock guide. A.) Well it could be the long hair, beard, hangs out with the same three single guys, always wears the same clothes, is a carpenter in the off season and has scabs on the back of his hands. dam straight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted April 30, 2004 Share Posted April 30, 2004 My favorite: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted April 30, 2004 Share Posted April 30, 2004 Mine: Q) What is the difference between investment bonds and a mountain guide. A) The bonds will eventually mature and earn money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted April 30, 2004 Share Posted April 30, 2004 Q. How do you get a mountain guide off your front doorstep? A. Pay him for the pizza. i know a rock climbing guide in boulder who does just this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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