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An Ode to Sporto


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We all loved your shirtless physique

And thanks to your stadium voice we all heard

that you wanted to "go ropes tomorrow Brah!"

But when you invited your similarly unclothed friend

to "take a jump dude" from the top

well my friend . . .

I hope your plans to "just lead the Grand this year"

go well and I'm sorry but if you think the last pitch is "way the toughest I've heard"

the whole gym was thinking

about the Sword of Damocles hanging above your head

I didn't want to know you but you gave me no choice

And so dirtasterixeater

why does it always seem that a person's worth as a climber

or maybe just to me

Is inversely proportional

to the distance their voice carries

And how much you FUCKINPISSMEOFFF

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Discuss. Bonus for relating to conscientious objectivism and how the whole gym should have smacked him boxing_smiley.gif

 

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