Blake Posted February 8, 2004 Posted February 8, 2004 Post fight analysis: Airplane vs. one Big-ass pissed-off Grizzly Bear Quote
EWolfe Posted February 8, 2004 Posted February 8, 2004 After seeing her husband land with The Hot Blonde, Mrs. Jones went home and borrowed his Cordless Sawzall, returned to the hangar, and went to work Quote
iain Posted February 9, 2004 Posted February 9, 2004 the US Government scares the crap out of me sometimes Quote
EWolfe Posted February 9, 2004 Posted February 9, 2004 Â DocuShredders puts their new model to the extreme test!! Quote
lummox Posted February 9, 2004 Posted February 9, 2004 and even after cutting through this airplane the ginzu knife can still slice tomatoes. Quote
badvoodoo Posted February 9, 2004 Posted February 9, 2004 Left unchecked, airline baggage handlers get their hands on one of the airplanes. Quote
glacier Posted February 9, 2004 Posted February 9, 2004 SlinkyCorp. enters the aerospace business. Quote
Thinker Posted February 10, 2004 Posted February 10, 2004 This is a scan from Model Flyer (Oct 2002) Â PLANE (OR) SLICED Â An Australian doctor allegedly destroyed five light aircraft, when he lost control of the Piper Saratoga that he was attempting to start. The 50 year old GP strenuously denied the charge in Adelaide's Magistrates Court recently. Apparently, after finding that the onboard starter battery was flat, he attempted to start the engine by turning over the prop unfortunately, it is alleged, he had left the brakes off! The engine started and the aircraft started to move forward, travelling 150 metres before clipping four stationary single engined Piper Warriors, before smashing into a Piper Seminole (shown in the picture), which was parked just 25 metres from the airports fuel supply. Estimated damage was judged to be in the region of half a million dollars (Australian). Â Quote
iain Posted February 10, 2004 Posted February 10, 2004 In the unlikely event of a timber carnival landing, your seat cushion won't do a damn thing for you. Quote
glacier Posted February 10, 2004 Posted February 10, 2004 "Examined by U.S. Customs and Border Protection" Quote
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