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Samwise Gamgee did NOT read "Extreme Alpinism" by Mark Twight before setting out on the journey. Did you see the size of his pack? And all those pots and pans and shit? How did he expect to move fast and light and dodge the Nazgul and Shelob and shit? IMHO, he could have made it a lot easier on himself, especially when climbing the 5.wet Winding Stair. He would have had some reserve energy, and maybe a Gu packet in his pocket, for the final 3rd class scramble up to Mt. Doom.

 

A wonderful film, if a little disappointing from a alpinism/wilderness travel standpoint.

 

Roark

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Since the Elves are all cool and "next level" and shit, I presume that Lembas bread is an early form of Power Bar or something. Man, that Cate Blanchett steals the show, for sure.

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yellowsleep.gif i think i am the only person in america who is not intrigued by these movies. i will be thankful when the academy awards are over and the hype surrounding this trilogy can fade into the sunset where it belongs
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i dont get the elf depilation shit. wtf? like a christian griffith sprtclimber freak show.

i thought some of the scenes dragged on way too long. i didnt want to see crying hobbits that much i guess.

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That is until Peter Jackson makes The Hobbit. Then The Silmarillion. Then The Tale of Tom Bombadil. And Sir Farmer Giles of Ham.

 

It will never end, minx. Best get used to climbing in cloaks and Sportiva "Hobbit Feet".

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they miss tied a lot of ends though, atleast compaired to the book. i'd have to say minx that the book(s) where fing awsome and the movies were entertaining but no were near as good at least as story line goes so maybe read the book

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i loved the books as a child but i am completely unable to become enthralled with the movies. i'm reading them with my son these days and i'm enjoying the tale as much this time as i did way back. but i am so sick to death of all the raving about these movies. they're nice but that's about it.

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OK, so here's my LOTR geek question. What the heck were the trolls doing fighting in the middle of the day? I thought they turned to stone in the sunlight. Maybe they had a high SPF...

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OK, so here's my LOTR geek question. What the heck were the trolls doing fighting in the middle of the day? I thought they turned to stone in the sunlight. Maybe they had a high SPF...

like your disbelief was totally suspended up until that point?

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OK, so here's my LOTR geek question. What the heck were the trolls doing fighting in the middle of the day? I thought they turned to stone in the sunlight. Maybe they had a high SPF...

like your disbelief was totally suspended up until that point?

Apparently so. cheeburga_ron.gif
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Ok so here is the answer to your question:

In the Tolkien mythology there are different kinds of trolls mentioned. The "stone trolls" (Trolls that turn to stone in the daylight) are only mentioned in "The Hobbit".

There are also Mountain Trolls and Hill trolls. You may remember the mountain trolls manning "Grond" the giant battering ram at the battle of Pelenor Fields. The hill trolls were used during the war of the ring by Sauron as well. They were the big guys with the large hammers.

hope this helps.

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OK, so here's my LOTR geek question. What the heck were the trolls doing fighting in the middle of the day? I thought they turned to stone in the sunlight. Maybe they had a high SPF...

like your disbelief was totally suspended up until that point?

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Well, I was pretty convinced it was a documentary. But since Oliver Stone wasn't invovled, I didn't quite take it for historical fact.

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