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[JayB]

Who's really gone for good and who will we see again, perhaps reincarnated in the guise of another avatar?

 

Most Likely:

 

Redmonk/Fence_Sitter/Scot_Harpell - Anytime a topic even tangentially refers to something in/around/pertaining to/rhyming with/bearing a vague similarity to one of the former Eastern Block Countries. May also return to show off the manifesto renouncing grammar, spelling, and punctuation as vestigal encumbrances to the advancement of human thought and progress that he's submitted for his Senior Thesis.

 

Pope/JKassidy: Next Bolt thread. Even money on this one. Followed by a tear-soaked confession and accompanying photos in which he admits he was a sport climber all along and much like Hester Prynne's tormenter in "The Scarlet Letter," the unremitting diatribes that issued forth from him were really the passionate manifestations of the bolt-clipping related guilt that's been churning within his soul for far too long. Frequent and ever-more-desperate pleas for partners to join him at Exit 38, Vantage, and/or the Big-Toys © structure in his backyard will eternally plague the "Climbing Partners" message board after the said announcement hits the screen.

 

Fairweather: Partial TR that's abruptly cut off by his attorney describing the incident that insued when he and his son run into Al Gore and one of his sons on the summit of a PNW Volcano. Subsequent accounts of the incident will appear in the local press, Secret Service Briefings, and ANAM. Will parlay the notoriety that the incident brought him into a stint on the next episode of Survivor and a late-night talk show on "Hot Talk 570" on your AM dial.

 

RobBob: Much to Jim's horror, he will resurface to post photos of his new Chevy Subdivision SUV, and pics taking the said SUV with aftermarket mudders, lift-kit, and snorkel mods on a joyride through sensitive coastal wetlands. Two months later he will resurface to post one more photo of himself kicking the almighty bejesus out of callow, sunken-chested, soy-fed anarchist who festooned his new ride's bumper with the "I'm changing the Climate" stickers, followed by MPEG footage of of him running over the same dude while legions of mullet-clad onlookers from the Carolinas pop PBR's, cheer wildly, and compliment him on the suspension travel he's achieved with the aftermarket mods. One lucky mullet in the passengers seat will report that "not even a mother*$#@ing drop" of his Schitz Ice in the ThirstyTwoOuncer cup on the dash-mounted beverage holder spilled during this incident. He will also report that the stereo and the Best of Skynrd tracks were "bitchin." 1.4 seconds after RobBob completes his post, JoshK will duly note that you can run over people and destroy wetlands just as well with an Audi, and get much better mileage while you're doing it.

 

Who have I left out?

[lummox]

Who have I left out?

trask.

[catbirdseat]

Yeah! Classic JayB.

[gapertimmy]

i think i'm going to create a new "I'm leaving cc.com" index so we can post classic "last posts" there.

 

i think the first one was the "roll the credits", mf206'er was that his name? the creator of the sweet granite in renton troll.

 

what about amber? where is she, she can save spary! extremo?

[lI1|1!]

this is the kind of spray we really need!

 

might i add sisu returning to elaborate on how a particularly amorous moose accosted him while driving home late from the bar 60 miles away and how he going to just have to stay home with the ganja from now on.

[Dru]

what about miss normandy,

 

and it was projecthex that came up with renton granite, i know this cause i saw PROJECTHEX tagged in the crapper at Grasslands

 

i think when you ban an avatar you should stuff and mount the head in a trophy room or something.

[Jim]

"sunken-chested, soy-fed anarchist who festooned his new ride's bumper with the "I'm changing the Climate" stickers, "

 

Hey, hey!! I'm benching 190 (wt 175) and pulling 11c (ok, at the gym)!!! And I HATE soy.

 

Otherwise Bravo!!