For Trask..

[Thinker]

I'm listening to a little Elvis Hitler at work this afternoon and dedicate this one to Trask:

 

Some people call me a redneck

And some people call me a hick

Some people call me an asshole

And some people call me just dick

 

But I ain't a member of the N.R.A.

The American Legion, or the K.K.K.

I'm a hellbilly

Hellbilly

Some people call me white trash

From the wrong side of the tracks

They can all go straight to hell

And never, ever, ever come back

[kitten]

Oh thinker - I can see why that reminded you of trask.

[Thinker]

Oh thinker - I can see why that reminded you of trask.

 

Don't ya just LOVE the way she says "Oh Thinker!"

[kitten]

yo boy - you makin' fun

[Dru]

Oh thinker - I can see why that reminded you of trask.

 

Don't ya just LOVE the way she says "Oh Thinker!"

 

does she make the "oh face" to say it?

[Dave_Schuldt]

PERFICT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dave_Schuldt]

Rednecks Lyrics

Randy Newman

Good Old Boys

 

 

Last night I saw Lester Maddox on a TV show

With some smart ass New York Jew

And the Jew laughed at Lester Maddox

And the audience laughed at Lester Maddox too

Well he may be a fool but he's our fool

If they think they're better than him they're wrong

So I went to the park and I took some paper along

And that's where I made this song

 

We talk real funny down here

We drink too much and we laugh too loud

We're too dumb to make it in no Northern town

And we're keepin' the niggers down

 

We got no-necked oilmen from Texas

And good ol' boys from Tennessee

And colleges men from LSU

Went in dumb. Come out dumb too

Hustlin' 'round Atlanta in their alligator shoes

Gettin' drunk every weekend at the barbecues

And they're keepin' the niggers down

 

CHORUS

We're rednecks, rednecks

And we don't know our ass from a hole in the ground

We're rednecks, we're rednecks

And we're keeping the niggers down

 

Now your northern *'s a Negro

You see he's got his dignity

Down here we're too ignorant to realize

That the North has set the * free

 

Yes he's free to be put in a cage

In Harlem in New York City

And he's free to be put in a cage on the South-Side of Chicago

And the West-Side

And he's free to be put in a cage in Hough in Cleveland

And he's free to be put in a cage in East St. Louis

And he's free to be put in a cage in Fillmore in San Francisco

And he's free to be put in a cage in Roxbury in Boston

They're gatherin' 'em up from miles around

Keepin' the niggers down

 

CHORUS

[Dave_Schuldt]

Almost forgot about this Jerry Jeff Walker clasic.

 

Up Against The Wall Redneck Mother Lyrics

 

Ray Wylie Hubbard

 

 

 

He was born in West Virginia,

 

His wife's name's Betty Lou Thelma Liz

 

And he's not responsible for what he's doing

 

Cause his mother made him what he is.

 

 

 

And it's up against the wall Redneck Mother,

 

Mother, who has raised her son so well.

 

He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk.

 

Just kicking hippies asses and raising hell.

 

 

 

Sure does like his Falstaff beer,

 

Likes to chase it down with that Wild Turkey liquor;

 

Drives a fifty-seven GMC pickup truck;

 

He's got a gun rack; "Goat ropers need love, too" sticker

 

 

 

And it's up against the wall Redneck Mother,

 

Mother, who has raised her son so well.

 

He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk.

 

Just kicking hippies asses and raising hell.

 

 

 

Well,

 

M is for the mud flaps you give me for my pickup truck

 

O is for the Oil I put on my hair

 

T is for T-bird

 

H is for Haggard

 

E is for eggs, and

 

R is for REDNECK.

 

 

 

Up against the wall Redneck Mother,

 

Mother, who has raised her son so well.

 

He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk.

 

Kicking hippies asses and raising hell.

 

 

 

He's up against the wall Redneck Mother,

 

Mother, who has raised her son so well.

 

He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk.

 

Just kicking hippies asses and raising hell.

[scratchandsniff]

Welcome back

Your dreams were your ticket home.....

 

 

 

 

from welcome back cotter.