allthumbs Posted January 13, 2004 Share Posted January 13, 2004 awww trask, you say the sweetest things. when are we having lunch again? same time tomorrow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctorb Posted January 13, 2004 Share Posted January 13, 2004 Notinh says "I Love America" like making love to the flag. Try rubbing one out onto the Stars & Stripes, or sticking the flagpole up your ass. I often whisper The Pledge while making love to my flag. Try giving it love bites, too!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctorb Posted January 13, 2004 Share Posted January 13, 2004 The best Americans are well-armed Americans. Buy as many guns and as much ammunition as you can afford. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctorb Posted January 13, 2004 Share Posted January 13, 2004 Nothing brings a tear to the eye of Lady Liberty like a bowl of piping hot soup. Heat soup before serving, and garnish with a dash of parmasean cheese and a sprig og parsley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctorb Posted January 13, 2004 Share Posted January 13, 2004 The next time your filled with Partiotic fervor, channel that energy into anger, and direct it towards a filthy Frenchman, the next time you see one wiping shit onto the door handle in a bathroom, or shiiting in the middle of a trail, or sticking their butt-wipe on a branch at eye level. Sick French fucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted January 13, 2004 Share Posted January 13, 2004 dr b...you're treading on thin ice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctorb Posted January 13, 2004 Share Posted January 13, 2004 A good Patriot is an illiterate Patriot. Me take book and burn its in pile. Mee reed onely nuthingnk, wadchs Fox Newz. O'Reilly GUD!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctorb Posted January 13, 2004 Share Posted January 13, 2004 Ice skating is the best way to spend the Fourth of July. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctorb Posted January 13, 2004 Share Posted January 13, 2004 Reading "Tropic of Cancer", a book by Henry Miller, is a very patriotic thing to do. The book was banned in the United States for many years, due to it's controvertial content. The book was considered by many to be offensive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billygoat Posted January 13, 2004 Share Posted January 13, 2004 Heads up! Doctorb is starting to decompensate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctorb Posted January 13, 2004 Share Posted January 13, 2004 Defenestration is a great way to show your love for America. Try it with your family and loved ones! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billygoat Posted January 13, 2004 Share Posted January 13, 2004 money is not wealth   Speaking of money, time to get back to work! Thanks for evaporating a few billable hours with me...  as much as on one hand this is totaly true... it brings to mind an Everclear song "you have never had the joy of a welfare Christmas"  Yeppers Muffin, that is a very good song.  Money frees us and traps us at the same time. Be aware. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctorb Posted January 13, 2004 Share Posted January 13, 2004 Nothing says "America" like a big pile of money. Make your pile so big that you can't leave the house, and drown in your own waste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted January 13, 2004 Share Posted January 13, 2004 My favorite definition of defenestration: 5. The act of completely removing Micro$oft Windows from a PC in favor of a better OS (typically Linux). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted January 13, 2004 Share Posted January 13, 2004 Okay, what the fuck is going on with Necro/DoctorBowelMovement? 6 months ago he was a sprayer that was number 2 or 3 on the all-time spray list, and feared by just about everybody … and now just look at him – he fucking stinks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billygoat Posted January 13, 2004 Share Posted January 13, 2004 HAHAHAHAHHAHA Â He must have blown a valve from all that gas... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billygoat Posted January 13, 2004 Share Posted January 13, 2004 That or _________ got a hold of his password Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted January 13, 2004 Share Posted January 13, 2004 I'm surprised he hasnb't posted this with a "Always burn your toilet paper" reminder  Yer slippin Justin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted January 13, 2004 Share Posted January 13, 2004 that's DFA's thang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctorb Posted January 13, 2004 Share Posted January 13, 2004 Nothing says "I love America" like cock-whipping our retarded neighbhors to the North. When your done, give them a taste of your salty bat wing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted January 13, 2004 Share Posted January 13, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billygoat Posted January 13, 2004 Share Posted January 13, 2004 He's back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairweather Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 Is anyone else wondering where is JayB, J_B, Fairweather, sexual_chocolate and mattp? This should be mother's milk to them. Â Catbird, Â I can't speak for the rest, but Fairweather spends his days at work actually working. You should try it. You will rarely, if ever, see my posts between 6am and 4 or 5pm. You, on the other hand, must be self employed...or a waste of space in someone else's business endeavor. Â As for American patriotism; it is a comitment to the ideals and principles found in the US constitution and other instruments of our country's creation. Many here would supplant these ideals with documents such as the UN Charter, and impose the laws/rights therein above those we now enjoy. Such people, in my view, are not patriots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billygoat Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 I'm starting to see those black helicopters too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whirlwind Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 the constution needs reviseing.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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