Scott_J Posted October 30, 2003 Posted October 30, 2003 An elderly couple would constantly argue about everything. The woman often ended the arguments by stating vociferously, "I'll dance on your grave! I'll dance on your grave, you old bastard!" Well, sure enough, the old geezer died first. His last request was that he be buried at sea. Quote
catbirdseat Posted October 30, 2003 Posted October 30, 2003 I sure hope the old bitch could walk on water. Quote
catbirdseat Posted October 30, 2003 Posted October 30, 2003 An elderly couple had been fighting and finally agree to go to a marriage councellor. The wife speaks first, "my husband, Ralph, has three habits that have been the bane of my existence. First of all, he never washes. Then he's always picking his nose, and finally when we have sex, he never let's me be on top." The councellor asks Ralph why he does these things when he knows it irritates his wife. Ralphs says, "You see, it's my father's fault. He was always telling me, 'Son, don't get in hot water, keep your nose clean, and don't fuck up'." Quote
Dru Posted October 30, 2003 Posted October 30, 2003 How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? "One, and THAT"S NOT FUNNY!" Quote
Mr._Natural Posted October 30, 2003 Posted October 30, 2003 Dru said: How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? "One, and THAT"S NOT FUNNY!" Quote
bunglehead Posted October 30, 2003 Posted October 30, 2003 Dru said: How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? "One, and THAT"S NOT FUNNY!" Oh, I thought the punchline was "I'm not interested in your penis! Pack up your rape culture and take a hike!" Quote
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