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I believe this type of communication was originated by Roy Boehm, one of the original SEAL team plank owners in the 1960s, when he said on his way out the door "Now let's fucking go out and fuck those fucking fuckers!" or something to that effect.

 

Boehm did fun shit like swim into Havana harbor and do recon at the time of the Cuban missile crisis.

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You butt pirates ought to take the advice of Henry Purcell gave over three hundred years ago:

 

"Man is for the woman made,

And the woman made for man;

As the spur is for the jade,

As the scabbard for the blade,

As for digging is the spade,

As for liquor is the can,

So man is for the woman made,

And the woman made for man.

 

As the scepter to be sway'd,

As for night's the serenade,

As for pudding is the pan,

And to cool us is the fan,

So man is for the woman made,

And the woman made for man.

 

Be she widow, wife or maid,

Be she wanton, be she stayed,

Be she well or ill array'd,

Whore, bawd or harridan,

Yet man is for the woman made,

And the woman made for man."

 

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He gave me inches one, I said, 'Honey! Yer not done!''

Roll me over in the clover, do it again do it again!'

Roll me over... in the clover... roll me over in the clover, do it again, do it again!

 

He gave me inchest two and I said 'Honey, you're not through!''

Roll me over in the clover, do it again do it again!'

Roll me over... in the clover... roll me over in the clover, do it again, do it again!

 

He gave me inches three, I said 'Honey, give it to me!''

Roll me over in the clover, do it again do it again!'

Roll me over... in the clover... roll me over in the clover, do it again, do it again!

 

He gave me inches four and we rolled down to the floor'

Roll me over in the clover, do it again do it again!'

Roll me over... in the clover... roll me over in the clover, do it again, do it again!

 

He gave me inches five, I said 'Honey, it's alive!''

Roll me over in the clover, do it again do it again!'

Roll me over... in the clover... roll me over in the clover, do it again, do it again!

 

He gave me inches six as we rolled among the sticks'

Roll me over in the clover, do it again do it again!'

Roll me over... in the clover... roll me over in the clover, do it again, do it again!

 

He gave me inches seven, I said 'Honey, I'm in heaven!''

Roll me over in the clover, do it again do it again!'

Roll me over... in the clover... roll me over in the clover, do it again, do it again!

 

He gave me inches eight, I said 'Honey, don't be late!''

Roll me over in the clover, do it again do it again!'

Roll me over... in the clover... roll me over in the clover, do it again, do it again!

 

He gave me inches nine, I said 'Honey, you're so fine!''

Roll me over in the clover, do it again do it again!'

Roll me over... in the clover... roll me over in the clover, do it again, do it again!

 

He gave me inches ten, I said 'Honey, let's do it again!''

Roll me over in the clover, do it again do it again!'

Roll me over... in the clover... roll me over in the clover, do it again, do it again!

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