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S O M E T I M E S

 

Sometimes...

when you cry...

no one sees your tears.

 

Sometimes...

when you are in pain...

no one sees your hurt.

 

Sometimes...

when you are worried...

no one sees your stress.

 

Sometimes...

when you are happy..

no one sees your smile.

 

But FART!! just ONE time..

 

And everybody knows!!

 

 

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A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later." The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," and she processed his Social Security application.

When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too!"

 

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Southern Obituary

 

A woman from the deepest, most southern part of Alabama goes into the

local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently

deceased husband is written. The obit editor informs her that the fee

for the obituary is 50 cents a word.

 

She pauses, reflects and then says, "Well, then, let it read, 'Billy Bob

died.'"

 

Amused at the woman's thrift, the editor says, "Sorry ma'am, there is a

7 word minimum on all obituaries."

 

Only a little flustered, she thinks things over and in a few seconds

says...

 

"In that case, let it read, 'Billy Bob died - 1938 Pickup for sale.'"

 

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Is there any truth to this internet story?

 

Chip off the Old Block

 

Have you heard?

 

Chelsea Clinton has been boozing it up at Oxford. At first, she denied

having an affair with that bottle. Then under cross-examination,

admitted drinking but claimed it didn't count because she threw-up two

hours after.

 

Finally, she apologized to her fellow students and moved out; taking all

their furniture with her.

 

 

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sisu_suomi said:

Is there any truth to this internet story?

 

Chip off the Old Block

 

Have you heard?

 

Chelsea Clinton has been boozing it up at Oxford. At first, she denied

having an affair with that bottle. Then under cross-examination,

admitted drinking but claimed it didn't count because she threw-up two

hours after.

 

Finally, she apologized to her fellow students and moved out; taking all

their furniture with her.

 

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