So I recently got a new job. It's awesome, all I do is stand around, surf the net, and drink beer. And I don't have to pay for it! Awesome views from the waterfront. I get to organize shit, too, like parties n stuff. Here's a pic from the latest:
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Ya, the general public pays for da beer (just have to wait a bit), the public libraries have free internet, and MAN do my buds like having organized drinking games. FYI, the term 'bum' is derogatory. I prefer "dirtbag".