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I never wanted to do this job in the first place!

I... I wanted to be...

 

A LUMBERJACK!

 

(piano vamp)

 

Leaping from tree to tree! As they float down the mighty rivers of

British Columbia! With my best girl by my side!

The Larch!

The Pine!

The Giant Redwood tree!

The Sequoia!

The Little Whopping Rule Tree!

We'd sing! Sing! Sing!

 

 

Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay,

I sleep all night and I work all day.

 

CHORUS: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay,

He sleeps all night and he works all day.

 

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,

I go to the lava-try.

On Wednesdays I go shoppin'

And have buttered scones for tea.

 

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,

He goes to the lava-try.

On Wednesdays 'e goes shoppin'

And has buttered scones for tea.

 

CHORUS

 

I cut down trees, I skip and jump,

I like to press wild flowers.

I put on women's clothing,

And hang around in bars.

 

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,

He likes to press wild flowers.

He puts on women's clothing

And hangs around.... In bars???????

 

CHORUS

 

I chop down trees, I wear high heels,

Suspendies and a bra.

I wish I'd been a girlie

Just like my dear papa.

 

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels

Suspendies?? and a .... a Bra????

(spoken, raggedly) What's this? Wants to be a *girlie*? Oh, My!

And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!

 

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Here's one of my favorites. From the Ren and Stimpy show

 

So, OK, here's the Log song:

 

What rolls down stairs

Alone or in pairs

Rolls over your neighbor's dog.

What's great for a snack

And fits on your back

It's log, log, log!

 

It's lo-og, lo-og,

It's big, it's heavy, it's wood.

It's lo-og, lo-og,

It's better than bad, it's good.

 

Everyone wants a log,

You're gonna love it, log

Come on and get your log,

Everyone needs a log...

 

BY BLAMMO! fruit.giffruit.gif

 

log_from_blammo.jpg

 

 

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