allthumbs Posted September 3, 2003 Posted September 3, 2003 I never wanted to do this job in the first place! I... I wanted to be... A LUMBERJACK! (piano vamp) Leaping from tree to tree! As they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia! With my best girl by my side! The Larch! The Pine! The Giant Redwood tree! The Sequoia! The Little Whopping Rule Tree! We'd sing! Sing! Sing! Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I work all day. CHORUS: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay, He sleeps all night and he works all day. I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lava-try. On Wednesdays I go shoppin' And have buttered scones for tea. Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch, He goes to the lava-try. On Wednesdays 'e goes shoppin' And has buttered scones for tea. CHORUS I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers. I put on women's clothing, And hang around in bars. Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps, He likes to press wild flowers. He puts on women's clothing And hangs around.... In bars??????? CHORUS I chop down trees, I wear high heels, Suspendies and a bra. I wish I'd been a girlie Just like my dear papa. Mounties: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels Suspendies?? and a .... a Bra???? (spoken, raggedly) What's this? Wants to be a *girlie*? Oh, My! And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter! Quote
babnik Posted September 3, 2003 Posted September 3, 2003 i just see that crazy bastard singing that from the top of some tree in sea-town! Quote
AlpineK Posted September 4, 2003 Posted September 4, 2003 Here's one of my favorites. From the Ren and Stimpy show So, OK, here's the Log song: What rolls down stairs Alone or in pairs Rolls over your neighbor's dog. What's great for a snack And fits on your back It's log, log, log! It's lo-og, lo-og, It's big, it's heavy, it's wood. It's lo-og, lo-og, It's better than bad, it's good. Everyone wants a log, You're gonna love it, log Come on and get your log, Everyone needs a log... BY BLAMMO! Quote
Peter_Puget Posted September 4, 2003 Posted September 4, 2003 Isn't his song 21st Century Schizoid Man PP Quote
chucK Posted September 4, 2003 Posted September 4, 2003 How about the Black Flag classic You bet that I've got something personal against you Quote
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