EWolfe Posted August 17, 2003 Posted August 17, 2003 (edited) I just found some climbing quote from my real father, whom I haven't seen since I was six years old !!!! "When I first hit Yosemite in 1957, I was a mountain trooper from Colorado, as straight as a lodgepole sapling and celibate to boot. Fortunately, two derelicts then in garbage-can residence soon put me straighter with vicious amounts of Red Mountain wine. When not busy laying the groundwork for the Golden Age (that's about all they were laying), it seemed to my neophyte eye they stayed drunk. Why not ? Even many years later women were unknown to that distant world... The only thing down at Camp 4 in the Elder Days was dog shit and Tri-Delts surrounded by their betrailered parents, about as accessible as the Crab Nebula. So we had beatoff contests at the bivouac ledges, drenched our sleeping bags in semen, got drunk and indulged in towering fireside smut." — Mike Borghoff. "It's so good and wonderful and so other-earth-other-sky transcendentally different in Yosemite that I could spend a dozen karmic cycles there and not exhaust the place." — Mike Borghoff. What a blast from the past Edited August 17, 2003 by MisterE Quote
Fence_Sitter Posted August 17, 2003 Posted August 17, 2003 good to hear you are proud of your pops circle jerkin in camp 4 Quote
allthumbs Posted August 17, 2003 Posted August 17, 2003 the apple didn't fall far from the tree Quote
lummox Posted August 18, 2003 Posted August 18, 2003 MisterE said: What a blast from the past hehehehe. yur mom is a slut. hehehehe Quote
EWolfe Posted August 18, 2003 Author Posted August 18, 2003 Yeah, Dad makes me real proud. I did get to hang out with Yvon, Royal, Tom Frost and Chuck Pratt when I was a youngster, though Quote
thelawgoddess Posted August 19, 2003 Posted August 19, 2003 cool quotes. can't wait to get down there! ps - where's that bakery again? Quote
rbw1966 Posted August 19, 2003 Posted August 19, 2003 Bukake party in Camp 4? [insert wanking gremlin here] Quote
lummox Posted August 19, 2003 Posted August 19, 2003 MisterE said: I did get to hang out with Yvon, Royal, Tom Frost and Chuck Pratt when I was a youngster, though i dont give a fuck that a bunch of old 5.9 climbers molested you (and yur mom). Quote
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