richard_noggin Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 Rock type: overhanging columnar granite 100 ft tall to 6 pitch Rateings: 50 climbs room for 50 more 5.6 to 11-C that's as hard as I can climb on these overhanging bottle neck jams without ripping the skin off my hands. I don't use tape that would be Aid!!! Directions to the secret spot: Drive up Icile canyon road till it turns to gravel, keep driving for 5 miles find granite boulder on right, looks like, well a granite boulder stupid, find unimproved trail, access trail where it enters big black berry bush, continue on unimproved trail for 2 miles, if you can see the ground below your feet , or 20 feet in front of you your not on the unimproved bushwack trail, when you come to a cliff with a huge poison Ivy bush ( don't worry the lost vally and the secret spot are on the other side )crawl into poison Ivy bush ( if you get ticks on you don't hurt them they are gods little creatures) where you will find a trap door, enter trap door crawl through 3 ft tunnel for 1/2 mile( if you encounter rattle snakes please don't bother them they are pets)come out on the other side into the lost vally, don't tell anyone about the prehistoric animals or the frogs with the asshole in there face, or some tree hugg'n mofo will scerw up the access. Oh yeah don't let the frogs at your beer or they will get shit faced. The secret spot is the cliff at the base of the spew'n Volcano Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 you mean the chatter creek wall? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard_noggin Posted August 8, 2003 Author Share Posted August 8, 2003 erik said: you mean the chatter creek wall? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted August 8, 2003 Share Posted August 8, 2003 OOPS LET MY SECRET CRAG OUT OF THE BAG! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted August 8, 2003 Share Posted August 8, 2003 The poison Ivy and the ticks were more enjoyable than the climbing , but it was fun to party with frogs Sometimes you get John Malkovich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard_noggin Posted August 8, 2003 Author Share Posted August 8, 2003 Did you try the 120 ft 5.8 overhang'n spliter hand crack called Yo Mama's crack or the 40ft off width full of bird shit called OFFWHITE? Anyone wishing a guided trip to the secret spot need only supply me with and babes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted August 8, 2003 Share Posted August 8, 2003 you want the babes to laugh at your sorry excuse for a dick? bwahhahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard_noggin Posted August 8, 2003 Author Share Posted August 8, 2003 trask said: you want the babes to laugh at your sorry excuse for a dick? bwahhahaha Yeah! all 10 inches of it Those are not giggles of laughter there moans of joy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted August 8, 2003 Share Posted August 8, 2003 I feel sorry for ya dude. If you've got a 10"er, you ain't getting much 'cept fat chicks with Heffer holes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted August 8, 2003 Share Posted August 8, 2003 trask said: I feel sorry for ya dude. If you've got a 10"er, you ain't getting much 'cept fat chicks with Heffer holes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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