jon Posted August 7, 2003 Posted August 7, 2003 What do you gals think about dutch ovens? I think it's hilarious but I know people that don't. Dutch ovensI love Dutch OvensIt's funny once in a whileThat's sickDo that again and I'll never see you again Quote
MissNormandy Posted August 7, 2003 Posted August 7, 2003 Not as bad as a buttercup but still pretty bad. Quote
Off_White Posted August 7, 2003 Posted August 7, 2003 Word is Ernest Borgnine used to dutch oven Ethel Merman, his second or third wife. That marriage only lasted 32 days.  Here's some lyrics on the subject too:  Hands shake as he grips the cup another milkshake is sucked up burrito wrappers litter the floor gleefully shutter about what's in store  inhale, exhale, inhale, hold it in  the warmth of the bed cradles his back he can feel the rumble in his digestive tract lactose enzymes don't know how pass through the system, it's won't be long now  inhle, exhale, inhale, hold it in  long at last dialation occurs covers get pulled tight, Daniel purrs he's a dutch-oven junkie, tried and true hasn't changed the bedsheets since '92  inhale, exhale, inhale, hold it in  in a few years Dan is dead all the methane burned out his head dutch ovens are a 1 way street to hell don't be fooled by the girlish smell  inhale, exhale, inhale, hold it in inhale, exhale, inhale, hold it in inhale, exhale, inhale, hold it in inhale, exhale, inhale, hold it in  and a link to downloading the song, for those who like things complete: Stinkfinger performs Dutch Oven Dan Quote
Dru Posted August 7, 2003 Posted August 7, 2003 i'm surprised dan savage hasn't tackled this subject Quote
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