allthumbs Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 From England I hear of a lady on the way to attend a theater performance who was accosted with the snarl, "What innocent, helpless creature had to die so that you could wear that fur coat?" Answer, "My mother-in-law." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratboy Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 With divorce rates over 50%, mothers-in-law are a threatened species. Killing them for their fur coats is short-sighted and a symbol of greed. Unless they taste good, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gapertimmy Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 divroce rates are over 50%!?!? damn, thats sad. i guess staying together is so unlike all those fun reality tv shows though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratboy Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 I have no statistics, just some vague recollection of hearing that number once. See if I can find a real number... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratboy Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 "About 50% of first marriages for men under age 45 may end in divorce, and between 44 and 52% of women's first marriages may end in divorce for these age groups. The likelihood of a divorce is lowest for men and women age 60, for whom 36 % of men and 32 percent of women may divorce from their first marriage by the end of their lives. A similar statistical exercise was performed in 1975 using marital history data from the Current Population Survey (CPS). Projections based on those data implied that about one-third of married persons who were 25 to 35 years old in 1975 would end their first marriage in divorce." Divorce Rates Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott_J Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 TWO BAGGER From Da Yoopers 1991 release, "Yoopy Do Wah" 1. I MET HER UP IN MISULA SHE OWNED HER OWN PULP TRUCK SHE TOOK ME FOR A RIDE ONE NIGHT AND TOLD ME WE WERE STUCK SHE PUT HER ARMS AROUND ME AND SAID I’LL KEEP YOU WARM I WAS SO DUMB AND INNOCENT I DIDN’T SEE THE HARM 2. THEN THEY STARTED WRESTLING AND HE ALMOST HAD HER BEAT HE FOUGHT THAT BIG OL’ BEEFALO TILL SHE PINNED HIM TO THE SEAT SHE MADE ME DRINK A CASE OF BEER EVERYTHING WAS A BLUR WHEN I WORK UP THIS MORNING I WAS MARRIED TO HER CHORUS: HE’S MARRIED TO A LOGGER WHO LOOKS JUST LIKE HIS DAD BUT HIS DAD DON’T HAVE A MUSTACHE AND HIS FEET DON’T SMELL AS BAD UP HERE IN THE LAST FRONTIER MEN ARE MEN ITS TRUE BUT SHE MAKES ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER LOOK LIKE PEGGY SUE 3. I CALLED UP HER DAD TO SEE IF HE WOULD TAKE HER BACK HE LAUGHED SO HARD I THOUGHT HE’D HAVE ANOTHER HEART ATTACK HE SAID TO FIND A PAPER BAG TO PUT UPON HER HEAD I GRABBED A K-MART SHOPPING BAG AND WENT ON BACK TO BED 4. HE TRIED TO PUT THE BAG ON HER BUT IT WAS WAY TOO SMALL SHE GOT HIM IN A HAMMER LOCK AND PINNED HIM TO THE WALL HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL WAKING UP TO YOU IF I’VE GOT TO WEAR A PAPER BAG YOU BETTER PUT ON TWO (REPEAT CHORUS) Copyright 1991 You Guys Records • 490 N. Steel St., Ishpeming, Ml 49849 (906) 485-5595 Fax (906) 485-5039 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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