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how come its only exChristians who become Satanists, I mean really, its like "I don't identify with your dogma but I am too lame to think for myself so I will take all the negative stuff from it and pretend it is really cool whereas I am just an unimaginative adolescent rebel. By the way this death metal is soooo cool. My mom just doesnt understand me. She refuses to wash my Slayer T shirt. I'll show her, I will wear her makeup" rolleyes.gifrolleyes.gifrolleyes.gif

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After years of thought and meditation (and a few visitations) I determined that:

 

Satan is God,

 

and God is Satan

 

So it's the best of both worlds.

 

Please contact me on where to send contributions to the church of sloth.

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