thelawgoddess Posted June 27, 2003 Posted June 27, 2003 A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings." The bear, becoming angry, demands that he be served a beer. The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings." The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings." The bear goes to the end of the bar, and as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer. The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs." The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs." ........You're gonna love this............. The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate." Quote
thelawgoddess Posted June 27, 2003 Author Posted June 27, 2003 a climbing friend sends me "HUMOR" all the time. usually, it's not so clean. Quote
Dru Posted June 29, 2003 Posted June 29, 2003 U will not believe how boring that joke gets when U hear it for about the 30th time Quote
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